Just-To-Talk

he washes jock straps.

 

I work for an acrylics manufacturer that specializes in display cases. We have accounts with all 32 NFL teams and all 30 MLB teams. The Dolphins order from me quite a bit.

I actually just sold a football case to the Phins for Coach Sparano's game ball.

 

cool can you link to an example please? thanks!

 

PM sent bro.

 

He artificially inseminates Dolphins...

He packs Tuna cans

He does somethign else vaguely related to Dolphins.

 

got your PM. Thanks.

 

You left out the part about the jock straps.

 

Jealousy is an ugly color on you bro


PS Ive listened to that voicemail about 7 times. Each time is funnier than the next

 

Yeh havent erased mine either...




because I'm still trying to figure out what the hell he's saying

 

I have no idea what I said on either voicemail. Do I need to apologize for anything?

 

Naw we're good... I know you didn't really mean what you said about my Mom, a bowling ball and a 9 Iron...

Or what you said about my girlfriend, your cat, and some ice cubes.

Everyone says crazy stuff when they're drunk.

 

...sadly, this could very well not be a joke post...

 

No with me as well.

Lets see what I understood,,,,,

Iowa sucks, check.
I'm drunk, check.
Thats....all..I ....got...

 

In all honesty you made a comment about how my voice sounds. You said you had a feeling you knew what it sounded like and you were right.

You also berated me for what you thought was me not accepting the call (it was 2:30 am and I had my phone on silent)

You said you were drunk.

You said something in French... still not sure what that meant.

Then you made fun of Indians.

 

get to the good part, where u guys started talking dirty to one another.......

 

Happy BDay Sam!

 

It was a voicemail...


I'll tell you about it later

 

one way phone sex.

 

If Iowa sucks... then that says more about Indiana than anything...............................

 

So your corn fed country boys beat IU.

 

Both your favorite cow-town teams suck ***

 

bingo! yahtzee! is that your final answer????

SURVEY SAYYSSSSS......

 

co sign

 

More jealousy, must be going around...

I told you, anytime you wanna ride the Man-Train its here and making stops daily. Choo-Choo!!!

 

So you admit to everyone you've seen it? Just checkin'

 

call me.


not to my voicemail.......

 

boom!

 

gotta agree that was awesome HK

 

well there was that one time u were on cops........

then the other time on worlds wildest police chases.........


i won't even bring up the time at the petting zoo..........

 

And thus I have outsmarted (and most likey alienated) one of the two female posters who grace this abomination of a thread (which she herself started)

 

as a non betting man i wouldn't bet on it.

 

If I spoke to you in french Hardkore, I probably asked you where the library is. That is what 5 years of AP french classes and studying abroad has taught me. How to ask where the ****ing library is...oh and the swear words. I know the swear words too.

 

Question to Griddles. Am I making an IOWA sig? Like the Krik Ferentz team? Or Iowa State/some other hick college team with the name Iowa placed somewhere in it?

 

Huh, funny. After listening to it again yes, you did ask me where the library was... the sub-concious is an amazing thing.

 

i'm glad i know the right times to keep my mouth shut damn.

 

wow.

 

Mandy I must commend you,,,,,twas a nice burn. Bravo, bravo.