Caption This Pic!

...nice one!

 

god would you control yourself!!!!

 

someone needs therapy.......

 

ok, taking it more G rated:

moments after an oversized piece of steak became lodged in River's throat, ...

"Cmon...dont you die on me!!!"




cuz he's giving him the Heimlich.....eh whatever.......

 

What is for dinner Mom. Tell me now.

 

Thanks for explaining that one

 

"get down rivers its going to blow, hiyaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh"


arnold schwarzenegger is matt roth in
"the day the chargers fans' earth stood still"

yeah try to pervert this one femalefinfan

 

wow..i can't believe nobody has used this as a caption yet but with the look on roth's face it instantly reminded me of a great(maybe innapropiate) line from deliverance..

SQUEAL LIKE A *** BOY..OINK.OINK

 

There is a grenade in the football - YOU dive on it!

 

good thing you clarified Arnold. With that hiyaa, i was thinkin miss piggy.

 

yeah I would have thought the same thing, then I read femalefinfan's post and my world was shattered.

I can't love anymore.

 

Is your avatar meant to be baby boomer?

 

Lucky you need to wipe off the vascilene and KY in the morning, not apply it to your eyes

 

Matt : Phil, let me show you this move I learned from Jason Taylor, its called the Paso Doble.....no not the passed out and doubled over.....silly boy

 

"Suprise, you've entered the Ryan Leaf time warp *****!"

 

Sorry, I don't follow.

That's my son if that's your question.

 

Do you not see a resemblance?

Boomer is one of the regular posters on these forums.

Boomer meet Hero's son.

 

ok, I see it now. Just needed clarification. He doesn't live in northern california does he?

 

No but i hear he frequents there. Where the heck is Boomer anyway? hmmmm i would check on the mrs now if I were you.

 

She's downstairs fighting with Boomer Jr

 

Looks like he's quoting the "sisters" from my favorite movie, "Shawshank Redemption"

"Go ahead, fight, it makes it better........."

 

Well, not unless by Northern California you mean England...

 

"And I will hug him and squeeze him, and I will call him 'George'"
"But my name's 'Phillip'!"
"Not anymore, it's not."

 

Maybe mom was right you can get a girl pregnant just by thinking impure thoughts.

Winner!

 

Mr. Rivers, don't get me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

 

By the looks of things, though, it would appear that Rivers is going to be coughing up last week's lunch.

 

I was thinking more along the lines of Jim Carrey myself.

 

Wait,

So Boomer's avatar = Boomer?

I don't know what to make of that.

 

I'm pretty sure that's him.

I think it's the tilt of the head and the matching curious look on their faces. It's like they are both watching college games scouting players. The kid is going to grow up a draft guru too.