Here I am. I just said all those discouraging things about myself to keep you guys from guessing who I really was. Please keep talking about all the potential I have. I'm gonna go throw 12,000 more passes...
Who's the chickie with the pierced tongue? I've got something that will help get that gum unstuck from her back teeth...
OK so Griddles is out of the running.... actually, I was thinking more along the lines of this fire-hose.... water-pik action on a larger scale
for some reason, i think this random chick would feel violated if she read this thread. mission accomplished.
Oh I get it, it's a "oh crap, he just got me, i'll just pawn it off on griddles" joke... **** my life again.
Fishing with dynamite gets old and boring after a while........... but jokes with my name in it? Seems to never get old and boring. So it's not like fishing with dynamite..........
I'm not sure if the worst part is: A: You did it in the first place 2: You posted it on the internet c) You owned up to being the gay peacook fairy type thing.