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Food Network fans? Paula Deen is a Terrorist.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Section126, Sep 17, 2008.

  1. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Look, I watch the Food network, and I use alot of the recipes I find on there.

    I also love southern cooking and do indulge in unhealthy 'eats".

    But I have always found Paula Deen to be a little weird. As in, weird that she is attempting to kill millions of americans with her recipes. Her recipes are a joke and a stealth Al Quada plot I bet.

    This article sums it up perfectly:

    TVgasm - Food Network: Paula Deen Coronary Watch

     
  2. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    Glad someone else saw this.

    The woman is a menace. She's like The Joker, gleefully killing millions; except Paula is doing it slowly, and getting people to do themselves - like the guy in Saw.

    PS: And Giada DOES have a scary, giant head.
     
  3. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

    I am serious about this.

    I love to cook, and this woman is just plain insane.

    Not ONE of her recipes is legitimate.
     
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  4. finswin56

    finswin56 Get a mop

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    You guys are absolutely killing me!

    I have made one of her recipes (well adapted it). Lots of butter, but it was the only time I've ever been able to get my wife to eat grits. Now she wants me to make it every other weekend.
     
  5. GreenMachine

    GreenMachine New Member

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    I know I will get slammed, but grits are nasty. The obvious proof is having to throw a stick of butter in them.
     
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  6. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    paula deans recipes are old southern type, long before people like yul gibbons & jim fix told us how to take care of ourselves, (which, by the way, are both dead) maybe their healthy way wasn't so great, cause guess what, we're all gonna die anyhow.

    you can take recipes and change them just a bit and make them healthy. as for her killing people slowly, I would just say flip the channel/dont cook her recipes.
     
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  7. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    So,

    She is killing us slowly as opposed to the current Dolphin Defensive backfield, who is killing us VERY VERY quickly..


    Just asking

    For the record....is she hot?
     
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  8. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

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  9. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    :pity:

    :no:

    :escape:

    :worthless:
     
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  10. Jaydog57

    Jaydog57 Canes/Fins/Magic fan

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    Not butter man, bacon and cheese.:up:
     
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  11. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    And butter. :yes:
     
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  12. femalefinfan

    femalefinfan Phillies fan Luxury Box

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    I said this about 10 years ago with the in flux of Chinese Buffets. All you can eat tasty Chinese food at low, low prices! But back then it was the Chinese who were terrorists, not Al Quedia.
     
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  13. femalefinfan

    femalefinfan Phillies fan Luxury Box

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    She also has man hands. Check them out! Cute chic, but giantic *** hands! ICK
     
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  14. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    What I want to know is: Does MSG have a scent? I just know that EVERY single one of those All you can eat Chinise buffet's smell the same...and its not a very familiar smell outside of that environment....its not a very nice smell in ANY environment.
     
  15. finswin56

    finswin56 Get a mop

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    :yes: and garlic
     
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  16. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    awwww yeah don't stop get it get it
     
  17. finswin56

    finswin56 Get a mop

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    She's got gigantic somethings, but I didn't know she had hands :confused2:
     
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  18. femalefinfan

    femalefinfan Phillies fan Luxury Box

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    I did say she was cute. Just put her in hand cuffs, you don't have to worry about the hands.
     
  19. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I always wanted a woman that could palm a basketball.........:knucks:
     
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  20. finswin56

    finswin56 Get a mop

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    :lol:
     
  21. NaboCane

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    I knew there wasa more to you than just beauty!

    In Giada's case, though...handcuffs, a hood and a ball gag.

    Can't tell you how much she freak me out.
     
  22. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!



    I must say, I didn't know she had hands:lol: thats not where my eyes were looking.:up:
     
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  23. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    why was there a deer standing behind her :tongue2:
     
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  24. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!


    If there was, Thats where my eyes would be.:wink2:
     
  25. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    and Bacon topped Lard as a topping.

    with deep fried apple pie with butter scotch ice cream on top for dessert.
     
  26. tinytown50

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    Does anyone else find Giada's voice annoying? The only way I can appreciate her visual talents is by muting the TV.
     
  27. finswin56

    finswin56 Get a mop

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    She talks?
     
  28. tinytown50

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    Unfortunately she does, she could do more cooking and cleaning and less yapping! :shifty:
     
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  29. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    alton brown is the best!
     
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  30. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!


    Agreed:up:
     
  31. JCowScot

    JCowScot So funky the dead dance

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    X2! :thumbup:

    And Section, it would be butter pecan ice cream- this is the south, after all.:lol: (that's pronounced 'peh-kahn', not 'pee-can'.:wink2:)

    Honestly, my grandmother's been cooking like this for longer than I've been alive, and I've been doing it for about the past 20...however, I try to keep the southern goodness to once a week or so. Any more than that and the gov't. starts to track my activities, realizing I might be affiliated with Al-Paula...:shifty: As of yet they haven't caught my grandmother.:lol: In fact, I'll be over there tonite for a refresher course in fried-meat tactics: CUBE STEAK!!:yes:

    WATCH OUT AMERICA!!:evil: There are plans in the works to team up w/ the gaming industry to keep this nation fat and lazy for years to come...You cannot stop us Gym Rats! Running Nuts- lay down your shoes! The era of Crisco is nigh...
     
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