First up - Bye week tracker - it's week 14, so we've got three more games until the bye. Now, without further ado, in the usual early slot, the Dolphins will be playing the Jets in MetLife Stadium. Here's what to look out for: The Jets got to select their QB of the future this year - Zach Wilson. So AT LAST, this was the year! The year has turned out just like most years... Zach Wilson has been out two weeks with a minor knee issue and apparently people thought it would be a good for him to sit and watch Mike White run LeFleur offense. Mike White through 4 picks against the Bills and the New York media has seen enough, they want the ball back in the hands of the rookie - even if he was making poor decisions. Will he be healthy? We don't know. Either, the QB situation for New York doesn't look great. Maybe it's time for a veteran? Elijah Moore, their new WR, is playing decent football lately, but overall the Jets are a HEAVY passing team earning yards through air in an inefficient manner: There is some hope for them though: Rushing? I mean honestly, that could be the gif for almost everything the Jets do: It doesn't look great. I know, I know, we've been horrible this year. Honestly, though, that's why I'm laying it on thick. It's the Jets and I need a laugh somewhere. I'll leave the analysis to the geniuses. In short:
I like these post with these stats however this feels like a trap game to me Wyomi always seems to do bad when I’m back up quarterback or their starting quarterback just comes back into the lineup They are division rival the Dolphins are coming off a major Victory I’m assuming there’s going to be a let down thinking that they’re going to roll over the lowly Jets
Fair. Here's Miami's stats: And here's a direct comparison: There's not a lot in it. We've got a better defense for the most part -although I wonder what those stats looked like before last week... Thanks for ruining my fun.
Maybe I need to change my pick, a lot of these numbers suggest Jets are the (marginally) better team.
if these stats above are reflective after the Ravens game than MY LORD are we a horrible team. In almost all the "BIG" stats we trail the JETS think about that a second.
Young Johnny is before the Judge at Juvenile Court_ Judge: "Young Man, after reviewing the facts I believe you are a good kid, you just made some bad choices. Have you learned your lesson?" Johnny: "Yes, Sir" Judge: "Very well then, I'll send you home with your Father, don't let me see you again." hammers gavel Johnny: "Please your Honor, Don't send me home with my Father!" Jg: "Why not?" Jy: "Because my Father beats me" Jg: "Well that's terrible, I'll send you home with your Mother" Jy: "Please your Honor don't make me go home with my Mother!" Jg: "Why not?" Jy: "Because my Mother beats me!" Jg: "Well thats awful! Who can I send you home with then?" Jy: "The New York Jets Your Honor" Jg: "The Jets? Why the Jets?" Jy: "Because your Honor, the Jets don't beat ANYBODY!"
"Explodes", as in a lot of completed passes, or: "Explodes", as in a general blast of hot air with no focused result, except for a losing score?
One day Steven Ross was walking down the shoreline at South Beach when he came upon an old bottle that had washed up in the surf. Picking it up out of curiosity he decided to pull out the cork to see if there might a note in the bottle or maybe some 50 year old wine. To his amazement with a puff of smoke and a crack of thunder a genie appeared before him. "Damn, I didn't think anybody was ever going to come along and open that bottle to let me out but, since you did I will grant you three wishes." Wow, three wishes, he thought, I better make this count, OK, I want more money than Elon Musk will ever have. "You already have billions, why do you want more"? asked the Genie. "I want more than anybody, trust me, it's a billionaire thing." "OK." shrugged the genie, <<POOF>> and there appeared piles of bitcoins everywhere on the beach as far as the eye could see, along with gold bars and jewels in every size and color. What's your second wish? "I want to be good looking, suave and, debonaire. You know, be able to talk to the chicks and have them hang on your every word." OK, said the genie, that's gonna take some high octane magic but, here goes,, <<POOF>> and there stood a specimen of a man. I mean George Peppard good looks, no warts, no scars, just one amazing hunk of man that no woman could resist. I mean, the topless French tourists on the beach were salivating and dripping from their bikini bottoms as they moved their blankets closer and provocatively applied suntan lotion. OK, what's your third wish? "I want to live forever so that I can enjoy this new lifestyle." "I was afraid you were going to say that." said the genie, "Living forever won't happen, that's a deal breaker, I can't deliver on that one, that's where I draw the line. You need to come up with a different wish." Steven thought for a minute, "OK, I want to live until the Dolphins win the Superbowl." "You sneaky bastard." hissed the genie.
Doesn't Flacco always burn us? Either way, This feels like a 13-10 ugly game of the week type of game. Two bad teams scrapping for a win with both offenses being horrible. Lots of punting. Score 3-3 at halftime type of game. Tua 22-30, 203 yards, 1 TD, 1 int.
I just want to beat them. Can't stand the Jets, but them being a terrible team makes my hate for them a little less extreme. This is a division game, you can throw records, momentum and all that right out of the window. We're just as likely to go there today and lose in yet another ugly game of the week 14-10 as we are to beat them in their own building 35-7. We've seen it happen both ways. We've seen Ted Ginn return multiple punt returns against them to beat the. Anything can happen today. I have never liked Joe Flacco and even the corpse of him is still enough to hauntingly beat us in Joe Flacco type fashion.
27-10 Miami. Don't see how the corpse of Joe Flacco has any interest in playing well. I can see him getting sacked seven times, throwing a pick. Mike White will be in this game at some point. The Jets secondary is bad. This is a breakout game for Waddle. I see him going over the 150 mark today.
We're battling to stay out of the cellar of the AFC East. I still can't believe how we so completely whiffed on that rebuild.
I hate the Jets so much. Glad to see the offense starting off with a TD. Now let's see the defense destroy them all day!
Jesus, how in the hell is Tagovailoa supposed to make a throw when that OL can’t even block the rush?