2020 ARMCHAIRS Dynasty Rookie Draft First Round: 1. Haack n Sacks - Clyde Edwards-Helaire (RB - Kansas City) 2. I Torture Puppies - Jonathan Taylor (RB - Indianapolis) 3. Zeke & Destroy - J.K. Dobbins (RB - Baltimore) 4. Genetic Payload - DeAndre Swift (RB - Detroit) 5. Zeke & Destroy - Cam Akers (RB - Los Angeles) 6. Mr. TakesYoGurley - CeeDee Lamb (WR - Dallas) 7. Blunt Force Trauma - Jerry Jeudy (WR - Denver) 8. Thirsty Turtles - Tua Tagovailoa (QB - Miami) 9. Genetic Payload - Jalen Reagor (WR - Philadelphia) 10. My Ball Zach Ertz - Henry Ruggs (WR - Las Vegas) 11. Easy Drake Oven - Joe Burrow (QB - Cincinnati) 12. Zeke and Destroy - Justin Jefferson (WR - Minnesota) Second Round: 13. I Torture Puppies - Keyshawn Vaughn (RB - Tampa Bay) 14. Haack n Sacks - Brandon Aiyuk (WR - San Francisco) 15. Forsett in her butt - Zack Moss (RB - Buffalo) 16. Genetic Payload - Tee Higgins (WR - Cincinnati) traded to Zeke & Destroy 17. Bryzzo - Michael Pittman (WR - Indianapolis) 18. Blount Force Trauma - Antonio Gibson (WR - Washington) 19. Thirsty Turtles - Denzel Mims (WR - New York) 20. Blunt Force Trauma - Anthony McFarland Jr. (RB - Pittsburgh) 21. My Ball Zach Ertz - A.J. Dillon (RB - Green Bay) 22. Forsett in her Butt - Laviska Shenault Jr. (WR - Jacksonville) traded to Zeke & Destroy 23. Zeke & Destroy - Justin Herbert (QB - Los Angeles) 24. Blount Force Trauma - Antonio Gandy-Golden (WR - Washington) Third Round: 25. Haack n Sacks - Chase Claypool (WR - Pittsburgh) 26. I Torture Puppies - Darrynton Evans (RB - Tennessee) 27. Forsett in her butt - K.J. Hamler (WR - Denver) 28. My Ball Zach Ertz - Devin Duvernay (WR - Baltimore) 29. Bryzzo - Jacob Eason (QB - Indianapolis) 30. My Ball Zach Ertz - La’Michal Perine (RB - New York) 31. Bryzzo - Cole Kmet (TE - Chicago) 32. Zeke and Destroy - Joshua Kelley (RB - Los Angeles) 33. Easy Drake Oven - Adam Trautman (TE - New Orleans) 34. Genetic Payload - Devin Asiasi (TE - New England) 35. Easy Drake Oven - Isaiah Coulter (WR - Houston) 36. Forsett in her Butt - Jalen Hurts (QB - Philadelphia) Players Selected:QB: Tua Tagovailoa (MIA) Joe Burrow (CIN) Justin Herbert (LAC) Jacob Eason (IND) Jalen Hurts (PHI) RB: Clyde Edwards-Helaire (KC) Jonathan Taylor (IND) J.K. Dobbins (BAL) DeAndre Swift (DET) Cam Akers (LAR) Ke'Shawn Vaughn (TB) Zack Moss (BUF) Anthony McFarland Jr. (PIT) A.J. Dillon (GB) Darrynton Evans (TEN) La’Michal Perine (NYJ) Joshua Kelley (LAC) WR: CeeDee Lamb (DAL) Jerry Jeudy (DEN) Jalen Reagor (PHI) Henry Ruggs (LVR) Justin Jefferson (MIN) Brandon Aiyuk (SF) Tee Higgins (CIN) Michael Pittman (IND) Antonio Gibson (WAS) Denzel Mims (NYJ) Laviska Shenault Jr. (JAX) Antonio Gandy-Golden (WAS) Chase Claypool (PIT) K.J. Hamler (DEN) Devin Duvernay (BAL) Isaiah Coulter (HOU) TE: Cole Kmet (CHI) Adam Trautman (NO) Devin Asiasi (NE)
With the first pick in the 2020 Draft, the (soon to be renamed) Haack'n'Sacks select: 1. Clyde Edwards-Helaire (RB)
Thank you all for the warm welcome and trade offers so far, but with the second pick of the 2020 Draft the (also soon to be renamed) I Torture Puppies select, namesake: 2. Jonathan Taylor (RB)
With the newly acquired pick of 1.3 from Forsett, Zeke & Destroy selects : J.K. Dobbins, RB Baltimore
Zeke slowly walks up to the podium torn between two picks, but turns the card in : Justin Jefferson, WR Minnesota Vikings