True or False: Dolphins/Jets week 1

False

True or False: Porter sacks Favre twice.

 

False, Matt Roth Gets him twice as the Jets over compensate for Porter

T/F: The Jets purposly kick away from Ginn on Punt/Kickoff Returns?

 

True.
But maybe not all of them.

T/F: There will be at least one mention of hurricanes/ tropical storms during the broadcast.

 

True

T/F: The heat will play a major factor in deciding the outcome of the game.

 

True

True or False: Sean Ryan catches a TD pass and the ESPN announcers refer to him as David Martin on the highlights as they did for the preseason game.

 

False - Sean Ryan 1 catch for under 10 yards.

the Dolphins defense shuts out the Jets

 

False

T/F: we will see the dolphins defense crank that fly wheel at least 10 times against the jets.

 

True

T/F: There will be more Jets fans for our at home sellout game than Dolphins fans

 

True, unfortunatly

The fins will have less then 5 penalties for less then 50 yards.

 

False

T/F: Brett Favre will throw for over 300 yards.

 

False

The Miami offensive line will generate a 5 YPC average or higher.

 

False.

The Jets will score 24+ points on a Miami defense without Jason Taylor to rush the Quarterback.

 

Someone didnt watch JT in action ton. Or lack there of.

 

False - As good as Jason Taylor was, if he were that good they wouldn't have been 1-15 last season.

Jets will rush for under 100 yards.

 

True.

T/Fonald Thomas confirms Parcell's comment that he was a "godsend"

 

True

T/F Channing Crowder ***** slaps Brett Favre?

 

False

T/F: The Phins won't give up 4 sacks.

 

True. Our O-Line is much improved and Penny gets rid of the ball fairly quickly.


T/F: Penny will get props from Jets fans after winning this Sunday

 

False. At least not the majority of them.

T/F: Coles hugs Penny ater the game

 

True

T/F There's a dancing with the stars reference by the commentators.

 

False. Hopefully they remember JT doesnt play for us anymore.

T/F: The commentators slip up and utter the title "Coach Parcells"