Latest episode of 3 Yards Per Carry. Simon Clancy (Boomer) made it back from Kiev (which is NOT in Russia) alive, having watched his favorite team Liverpool FC lose the Champions League FInal. Alf Arteaga (Section126) does NOT go into the Bryan Colangelo burner account controversy, nor do we speculate about whether Dolphins executives do the same thing. (although I've always wondered if the reason Omar Kelly's twitter persona is so different from Omar Kelly in person is because the Omar Kelly twitter account is not actually him, and nobody ever bothered to ask him) We love Kim Bokamper. But he should've caught that ball. Dolphins have named their starting five OLs. Why so early? What's so good about Jesse Davis, anyway? Should this be the best Dolphins offensive line since 2009? We got the stats. Why was Dom Capers at practice recently? (10ยข) What happened to Leonte Carroo? Why did that go wrong? (Jakeem Grant #6 in the NFL in yards per route in 2017 behind only Julio Jones, Antonio Brown, Keenan Allen, DeAndre Hopkins, and Michael Thomas, just ahead of Tyreek Hill and Adam Thielen = bad ***) Kenyan Drake the superstar in waiting that people aren't talking about? Bobby McCain extension on the way? But isn't Minkah Fitzpatrick's slot prowess a threat to him? Has there been a 1st round player that has been as IMMEDIATELY impressive to everyone in the building within four days of practice as Minkah Fitzpatrick? Yes, but you have to go back a ways. Which undrafted rookie has Simon Clancy's team sources saying his name repeatedly? Doesn't it feel like local fans/local media have an incredibly different view of what the team will be compared with national media/national fans? I mean, more so than usual. What are Eddie Moore, Kory Sheets, Deon Dyer, Stanley Pritchett, Lex HIlliard, Shane Burton, and Derrick Pope up to nowadays? And in Pope's case I really mean what is he UP to...cuz it's a bigger number than you'd think... See you next week.
