I love how during the PC one of them said we weren't Bigfoot trackers before this now we are the best All they did was "stumble" onto its body.
Good news and bad news. Bad news is it was all a hoax. Good news is there should be a plethora of "Bubba" jokes to come out of this
You do know they caught 3 Al Kaida terrorist in Georgia. Said they had Bin Fishin, Bin Drinkin, and Bin Huntin.
How about when Bubba gets killed and his 2 friends have to idientify his body at the morgue? The coroner has 5 cadavers layed out and asks the friends to indentify him. The friends ask the coroner to turn over the first man so they can inspect his ***, the coroner is confused but obliges. The friends ask this of the next 3 bodies and the coroner obliges them again. Finally, before the 5th body can be examined the coroner asks "Why do you want to see the back sides of these men to make an indentification?" The one friend replies, "Cuz every time we'd walk in some where, people's always sayin Hey, there's Bubba and his two *** holes."
You heard about the 3 bubbas whose truck ran of the bridge and in to the lake. The two in the cab were able to roll the windows down and swim to safety, but sadly the one in the back drown because he couldn't get the tailgate down.
Look at how those bumpkins presented themselves. I give them credit, at least there wasn't any Carhart or Realtree, but come on dude, button up your shirt. Proof that you can take a hillbilly out of the backwoods, but you can't take the backwoods out of the hillbilly. I will attempt to translate the press conference for the redneck impared. First they were just hiking deep into the woods miles away from roads, unarmed and just stumbled upon it and will not disclose the location. Redneck translation: They were on their way deep into the woods to their illegal moonshine still/pot farm and couldn't take firearms because that would be another felony charge if the ATF finds them back there, and we can't show you where because we're not done moving the still and harvesting our dope.
my grandaddy used to say before he passed that he hated the fact that white-trash (like these clowns for example) have stolen the meaning of a respectable term like redneck. it used to be that a redneck was just some guy busting his *** farming all day, or making an honest living some other way, and getting sunburnt because he was outside working from first light til sundown.
Spent a year or two in Hiawassee and then moved to West Georgia, but still enjoy fishing Lake Chatuge from time to time, but it's not near as country as it use to be. Damn Snowbirds.
I can remember spending summers down in West Palm Beach taking care of my grandmas house when my grandpa went in the nursing home. The Cubans at the local corner stores would laugh and call me a "Real Life Redneck from Georgia." I would ask them "Why is that so funny to you? It's a lot better than being called an Illegal Alien!" Then they would get pissed and just ring my stuff up. I've been called a lot of things in 32 years of life and redneck sure as hell doesn't rank anywhere near the worst.
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Well, it's idiots like these hoaxers that make the media and people in general scoff at the idea that there might be some unknown animals still out there. It wasn't long ago (within the last 5 years) that scientists and researchers thought that the giant squid was just a myth. I'm sure that somewhere out there there is an unknown animal waiting to be discovered.
And they thought that the Coelacanth was extinct as well. We are just pretty arrogant and narrowminded as a socioty sometimes.
I know one thing for sure, I have Bigfoot living in my house, my 12 year old son is 5'5" with a size 10 shoe.
