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Beating the Browns

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Pandarilla, Sep 20, 2016.

  1. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    They're history makes me laugh like no other. How can you help but not empathize with them?

    Alright, All I know about that team is they have like 300 draft picks, Josh Gordon, Joe Thomas and Terelle Pryor.

    The parody is so great that they almost beat Baltimore. How is that possible?

    Cody Kessler? I have no idea about this team other than the cliche' derisive comments on nfl.com...

    Good time to learn how to stop the run, I guess?

    I somewhat expect to see our new lb from San Diego, Butler. Gase said they got him to play him.

    Maybe some Jakeem Grant, hmmmmm. More Drake, Pead?
     
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  2. Rock Sexton

    Rock Sexton Anti-Homer

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    Pretty much my entire family is from Cleveland. I used to think I dodged a bullet by not becoming a Browns fan ...... but not so much anymore. LOL
     
  3. cbrad

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    After LeBron won them a championship, no need to feel sorry for them.

    I want a blowout!
     
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  4. dolphin25

    dolphin25 Well-Known Member

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    I don't think a victory here proves anything, but at loss would be horrible.!
     
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  5. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    When they get Coleman and Gordon on the same field they will be lethal on that unit..

    Better blow them out.
     
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  6. Limbo

    Limbo Mad Stillz

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    How to beat them? Show up. They're terrible, outside of a couple promising skill players on offense.
     
  7. brandon27

    brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    It's never too late...
     
  8. Tin Indian

    Tin Indian Rockin' The Bottom End Club Member

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    Well I think we should beat the tar out of them, especially since they are on a rookie #3 QB, but lets not forget they did manage to put 20 on the Ravens last week in the 1st half before they collapsed.

    Any given Sunday and All, but we really should kick the ever livin' crap out of them. It will most likely take a blow out by us to calm some people down around here and in the media.
     
  9. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    I guess that's my point, I don't know anything about this team other than they're vaguely awful and something is wrong with us if we don't beat them.

    That's a recipe for disaster in this league.
     
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  10. Limbo

    Limbo Mad Stillz

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    They have a few offensive players who are legit fun to watch in Corey Coleman (WR), Duke Johnson (RB/WR), and Terrelle Pryor (WR, one of the coolest stories in the League). Their defense is awful and cannot rush the QB. With a 3rd string QB and without Josh Gordon...uh...no. They're a bad team.

    I'm hoping to see us run the ball with some success. It'd be nice to get that going against a team like this.

    Should mention that we do get to watch Jamar Taylor again! Woo!
     
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  11. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    The browns will be the death of football analytics in the NFL. The.moneyball experiment dies in cleveland
     
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  12. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    My motivation for beating them is compassion. They need a QB so bad, passing on Wentz already stings for them. So I'm looking to accommodate them with a loss and a higher draft pick...
     
  13. dolphin25

    dolphin25 Well-Known Member

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    The Dolphins have lost games like this in the past, so that is a concern.
     
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  14. tirty8

    tirty8 Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone else here think we should just slang the rock? I feel like our running game is the road to nowhere, and our most logical road to victory is through the passing game?
     
  15. OkiePhin

    OkiePhin Well-Known Member

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    I think it will be like Houston and Tennesse last season or the Raiders in London the season prior. Tanny will have a record day. The Dolphins will finally be on the positive highlight reels and it will get our hopes up just high enough to lose a few by a TD or less to finish out a losing season. 2014 still chaps my ***.. Not that I'm expecting anything. This is a watch and enjoy football season for me..
     
  16. Fame

    Fame Well-Known Member

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    Browns fans refer to their stadium as The Factory of Sadness. That's how bad they are.
     
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  17. WhiteIbanez

    WhiteIbanez Megamediocremaniacal

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    Drake will start today. We have to run the football.
    Wow Pead and Williams both missed meetings and Ajayi has been an issue.
    Gase is still searching for his running back. Cut Foster and save valuable reps.
    Oh yeah and beat the Browns....
     
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  18. DolphinGreg

    DolphinGreg Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I said before that the real story of this game is not today...it's this Thursday.

    Facing the Bengals on a short week in their house is a guaranteed loss for most teams. If Miami wants any shot they need to be ready physically. What would be great is to blowout some scrub team just before turning the focus towards Cincinnati.

    Enter the Browns.

    This is a game I'd love to be able to rest a bit in the 2nd half. That sounds arrogant but Miami should be in control of this game from the opening drive.

    The 2nd half of today's game could be quite boring as I see both teams potential for moving at preseason speed as very likely.
     
  19. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    You dodged a bullet and stepped in front of a Mac truck of mediocrity!
     
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  20. Hellion

    Hellion Crash Club Member

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    This is exactly the kind of game Miami loses. But with the opening of the stadium and being 0-2 I think pushes and motivates the Dolphins to a 10 point win.
     

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