If the Dolphins (and other teams) were a Car...

Some of those are really good.

 

We'd be a Pontiac Aztec or a Chevy Avalance


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Miami Dolphins - You want to believe it can't possibly perform as horribly as it looks. It does.


Miami Dolphins - They keep telling you it's a truck. Your eyes tell you otherwise, but they keep telling you that it's a truck.

 

The way we looked last year I would think we were a 1976 Subaru with a blown head gasket.

(my first car!)

 

Miami Dolphins



...cause they don't deliver on Sundays

 

I thought Miami's was a good choice, pricey and showy, but really inefficient.

 

We're more an airport shuttle bus. We send people where they need to go. Just ask the Patriots about their trip to Denver.

 

"once beautiful, but has since gone to ****"

 

We are a 1980's Jag. We look nice, but we run like ****.

 

Lol...

 

I don't get it. It's just a picture of Stephen Ross.