Sturgis injured playing kickball-Team activity

Let me guess, he whiffed and his penny loafer flew out of bounds...

 

Kickers... whatcha gonna do? They're like having Cas..., er your buddy's stupid-acting kid around. Got to watch him at all times to make sure he's not doing something stupid.

Thankfully, we didn't have an axe stuck in a block of wood nearby this injury prone fook or he WOULD have chopped his leg off...

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?section=nfl&id=1851496

 

A kicker getting hurt during middle school activities. During kickball of all things? The veterans won't have anything to say about that.

I blame the curse of Dan Carpenter.

 

This is like an accountant spraining his fingers while playing games on his TI-85 calculator.

 

Must of been a really competitive game going on. Too bad they don't play that hard against players that aren't on our own team.

 

you just can't make this stuff up.