1. Feb 12, 2015 #1
   

   Fin D Sigh

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   http://www.theonion.com/articles/florida-resort-allows-guests-to-swim-with-miami-do,37996/

    

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2. Feb 12, 2015 #2
   

   MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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3. Feb 12, 2015 #3
   

   Fin D Sigh

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   lol

    

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4. Feb 12, 2015 #4
   

   Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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   The Dolphins and The Onion. Two of my favorite things coming together as one. Love it.

    
5. Feb 12, 2015 #5
   

   Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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   I kind of wish you would have left off the "Satire" part in the title. Would have been hilarious seeing people coming here and blaming Stephen Ross for this.

    
6. Feb 12, 2015 #6
   

   brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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   Funny, because you know it's true that someone would have.
   
   Actually, I'm willing to be someone still will.

    

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7. Feb 12, 2015 #7
   

   Unlucky 13 Team Raheem Club Member

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   I busted a gut when I read that in my Facebook feed earlier.

    
8. Feb 12, 2015 #8
   

   JimToss Thank You Chad Pennington

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   Why can't any players use rafts?
   
   Dion Jordan BUSTED them all.
   

    
9. Feb 12, 2015 #9
   

   unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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   rururur laughing stock of the nfl rururururu

    

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