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An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Oct 28, 2012.

  1. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    except drive two hours.....
     
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  2. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    if you dont count the goat
     
  3. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Hahahahahahaah

    CiF gotta be on the crack pipe
     
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  4. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I'm an alcoholic. Like I'd do drugs. As if... LOL
     
  5. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    [video=youtube;Ke6kU0rD8Jg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke6kU0rD8Jg[/video]
     
  6. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    SO FUNNY you posted that. I really thought about drinking myself to death. Totally serious...
     
  7. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    I'm guessing the West Virginia Alcoholics Anonymous meetings serve deep fried possum bites and shine for a refresher.
     
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  8. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Depression...
     
  9. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Just walk the 2 miles ya wimp.
     
  10. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I have to drink beer every morning to stop my hands from shaking. I have to drink on my lunch break at the bar to stop it too. This isn't fun anymore...
     
  11. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Exercise, it helps
     
  12. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I think I'm a little beyond that. Don't ya think?
     
  13. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Too good to exercise? I see the problem now.
     
  14. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    How is that going to solve my alcohol problem?
     
  15. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Addictive_personality

    You have an "addictive personality" and obvious alcohol and sex addictions. What Bry is suggesting is you replacing the negative traits with positive ones...
     
  16. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    But I'm lazy too. Lol
     
  17. bigbry

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    lol
     
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  18. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    My GF thought I went to Pittsburgh last night to see my stepdad in the hospital. I really went to see a whore I've been texting and never met before. That girl said she was in love with me already. I've got GAME. Lmao
     
  19. bigbry

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    Did you see your stepdad when you went thru the Appalachian Mountains?
     
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  20. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    No. And my mom is furious with me. Lol
     
  21. Fin D

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    You know why there's generations of farmers?

    Because kids grow up and want to be like their dads.

    You're not a farmer, you're an alcoholic who barely has control of his life. I wonder what your kid will grow up to be?
     
  22. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I am #5 in the Nation out of over 5000 employees in Ancillary Insurance sales. At one of the smallest offices in my company. At least I'm a functioning alcoholic.
     
  23. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Like this:
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  24. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    At least I'm honest. And WAY hotter than that Loser. Lol
     
  25. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Oh you're right, you got you're **** together. My bad.

    I'm guessing nothing could make you happier than your kid living the EXACT life you're living....right?
     
  26. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I hope I end up being half the man my father is, and I hope my son grows up to be 1000x the man that I am.
     
  27. Fin D

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    Ah, I see, you're going for the whole "cautionary tale" approach to fatherhood with your kid.
     
  28. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I'm a wonderful father. And my son knows it. I have to be. His mother is a drunken bar whore.
     
  29. MikeHoncho

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    He'd better have 1000x the liver to pound that many Buds, 1000x the stomach pound that many hogs, and 1000x the tolerance for venerial diseases for after punding the hogs.
     
  30. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Which is honestly the best you do in West Virginia. Does she have all or most of her teeth? Hell that's considered a trophy wife right there in your neck of the woods.
     
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  31. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I have no doubt I'll die from cirrhosis of the liver, just like my grandfather did at 64. I don't even think I'll make it that long.
     
  32. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    She's actually a very pretty girl. Until she opens her mouth.
     
  33. MikeHoncho

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    Ah, the teeth situation.
     
  34. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    What's that mean? I have a movie star smile...
     
  35. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    lol
     
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  36. Fin-Omenal

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    Damn....taking this a tad far, no?
     
  37. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    It's ok. I'm drunk. Lol
     
  38. Fin-Omenal

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    I can only hope he is joking, questioning who you are as a father via message board is pretty GD dumb. So I'll guess he's teasing
     
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  39. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Nope.

    One of two things is happening here,

    1. He's telling the truth about his drinking problem, in which case its worth a shot in trying to get him to see how much damage he can be doing to his kid by being a drunk

    OR

    2. He's kidding, in which case what difference does it make what I say about a made up issue?
     
  40. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I honestly don't give a SH!T. I'm used to his foolish tactics. I don't think anybody on this message board takes him seriously anymore.
     

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