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On the 1rst day of Christmas Stephen Ross gave to me............(12 days of)

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by 2socks, Dec 8, 2014.

  1. 2socks

    2socks Rebuilding Since 1973

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    Fill in the blank. Has to be Dolphin related:



    A giagantic set of brass balls

    I had hoped to create the 12 days of Christmas

    On the second day of Christmas Stephen Ross gave to me.........
     
  2. DolphinGreg

    DolphinGreg Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    A promise to remain an owner and not become a manager.
     
  3. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    A real coach not a weasel
     
  4. jw3102

    jw3102 season ticket holder

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    A bill of sale showing that he finally sold the team to someone who actually has a clue how to hire the right individuals to turn this organization into a winner.
     
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  5. Tone_E

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    Philbin's ABCs. Always be choking. Always. Be. Choking.

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  6. Fin4Ever

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    Fin4Ever Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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  8. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    ****.


    Wait. I mean...


    ...****.
     
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  9. Fin4Ever

    Fin4Ever Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    4 ol
     
  10. Fin4Ever

    Fin4Ever Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    5 Playoff Wins !!
     
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  11. Fin4Ever

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    All right somebody else' turn..lol
     
  12. Fin4Ever

    Fin4Ever Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Oh wait...... 12 Division Titles !!
     
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  13. Fin4Ever

    Fin4Ever Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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  14. Fin4Ever

    Fin4Ever Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    10 Cheerleaders cheering ( had to keep it clean ).
     
  15. TooGoodForDez

    TooGoodForDez Deion Sanders for GM

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    lmeister got that covered already
     
  16. Fin4Ever

    Fin4Ever Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Hellllllloooooooo? Do you wanna build a snowman ??
     
  17. Fin4Ever

    Fin4Ever Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Lol..ok Dez
     
  18. Fin4Ever

    Fin4Ever Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    4 ol
     
  19. Phins Up Wins Up

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    2 guards, MLB, another WR, better TE, another CB. And playoffs! :D
     
  20. CashInFist

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    I wish tapatallk would let me post pics still. I was going to post a Whopper of my GF. Lol
     
  21. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    This thread is epic.
     
  22. 2socks

    2socks Rebuilding Since 1973

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    No that was 1912 - last division title:shifty:
     
  23. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Ok we get it dude you think you're sister is hot and want to show the world that you're banging her. But not all of us live in back of the woods, keep your incest stories to yourself :up:
     
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  24. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Jealous much? Lol
     
  25. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    [​IMG]
     
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  26. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Yeah? Go to the Lounge. My GF's are hot. Lol
     
  27. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Photoshop and internet images are a wonderful tool :shifty:
     
  28. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Seriously?
     
  29. 2socks

    2socks Rebuilding Since 1973

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    Ok so I got:

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...............

    A gigantic set of brass balls

    On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me............

    2 Defensive Tackle's
    and a gigantic set of brass balls

    On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...............

    3 Wide receivers
    2 defensive tackles
    and a gigantic set of brass balls

    On the forth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..............

    4 offensive linemen
    3 Wide receivers
    2 defensive tackles
    and a gigantic set of brass balls

    On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....................

    5 playoff wins
    4 offensive linemen
    3 Wide receivers
    2 defensive tackles
    and a gigantic set of brass balls

    On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....................

    6 super-bowl wins

    5 playoff wins
    4 offensive linemen
    3 Wide receivers
    2 defensive tackles
    and a gigantic set of brass balls
     
  30. RickyNeverInhaled

    RickyNeverInhaled Well-Known Member

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    7 years of Lazor
     
  31. vt_dolfan

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    1 god damned deep ball to Wallace
     
  32. pumpdogs

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    Haha.Thanks santa........
     
  33. 2socks

    2socks Rebuilding Since 1973

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    Ok so I got:

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...............

    1 Goddamn deep ball to Wallace

    On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me............

    2 Defensive Tackle's
    1 Goddamn deep ball to Wallace

    On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...............

    3 Wide receivers
    2 defensive tackles
    1 Goddamn deep ball to Wallace

    On the forth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..............

    4 offensive linemen
    3 Wide receivers
    2 defensive tackles
    1 Goddamn deep ball to Wallace

    On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....................

    5 playoff wins
    4 offensive linemen
    3 Wide receivers
    2 defensive tackles
    1 Goddamn deep ball to Wallace

    On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....................

    6 super-bowl wins

    5 playoff wins
    4 offensive linemen
    3 Wide receivers
    2 defensive tackles
    1 Goddamn deep ball to Wallace

    On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...................

    7 yrs of Lazor

    6 super-bowl wins
    5 playoff wins
    4 offensive linemen
    3 Wide receivers
    2 defensive tackles
    1 Goddamn deep ball to Wallace
     
  34. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    you guys suck... it's gotta hit every note.. every syllable as the original...

    like this....

    On the twelfth day of Christmas
    my true love sent to me:
    12 players playing
    Eleven Pouncey Birthdays
    Ten Wakes a sacking
    Nine Hartlines Falling
    Eight Miller touchdowns
    Seven Grimes a picking
    Six Joes a cleaning
    Five good linemen
    Four playoff wins
    Three deep balls
    Two Wallace drops
    and a QB in a Pro Bowl
     
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