Official: Division hope. Let's delight in the Patriots misery tonight

Are you home? Are your loved ones asleep?

If so, keep drinking. The Dolphins need your liver to take one for the team here.

 

Suck it Brady!

 

I'm not negative when our Dolphins mess up though, just towards teams that need to beat our rivals. So I can be negative all I want! lol

 

Man if I'm Indy and NE wants to kneel...I have three TO and 50 seconds. I'm using them.

 

When I was sent to a hotel room, I was thirst as hell and had to use my hand as a cup to drink water from the bathroom, turned out when I woke up the next day that they were in the cabinet, those cups are small though lmao

 

Dungy didn't watch the first half, apparently. "You've got Tom Brady and a good field goal kicker. I didn't understand the kneel down." I was praying for them to keep chucking it, personally.

 

Can you tell me one pure deep throw from tannehill, 1 pure?...tannehill deep ball criticism is deserved..

 

LOL On ESPN The headline shows 14-10 but reads "In the battle of highly touted QB's Jonas Grey has the only TD's so far"

I guess Colt TD's dont count.

 

Not really man, he just plays it safe. Even then just because he can't throw deep doesn't mean he won't be elite. I was rough on Tannehill early in the year but from now on I will just shut up about him. He is going to be okay even if he has some bad games time to time.

 

YOU should've stayed at a Holiday Inn Express...

 

That's the when I was sent to, couldn't remember their name until you brought it up. Their AC was broken in my room.

 

You should have been smart enough to fix it with dental floss and hotel soap.

 

You could try cutting the bottoms out of all but one cup, stacking them and creating a super cup.

 

The Colts get a lot of love, but not tonight. It's as if anybody who dares take the field against Brady doesn't exist. That was one of the crappiest first halves by a QB I have seen this year, and the halftime analysis asked why they didn't try to score before half. That's a Patriots' Football League for you, I guess.

 

What?!?!?! They gave you dental floss? They only provided me their small shampoo and that small hand soap.

 

Genius! Why didn't I not think of this?

 

That's alot of work, for a person under the influence.

 

It might work but its more likely they wont seal together very well and will just leak somehow.

Now if you had some tape....or like...melted the plastic together

 

Off topic Carey Underwood would get it....and get it good.....if I ever had that opportunity...............which I wouldnt...

 

Pats rockin' that 24 passer rating so far. Time for Garoppolo!!

 

7.4 yards per rush in the first half. Look for the Pats to abandon the run in the 2nd.

 

Hey if you can drive a car under the influence then you can cut some cups up.

 

My money is on that you would bro, don't give up the hopes. BELIEVE!

 

I wonder if Belicheat trades Brady this off-season. I mean, it's not impossible.

 

colts D suck

 

Pats starting second half with their hair on fire!

 

They need to let Gray pound it in. I hope they don't score, but I'm just sayin'.

 

That's their tampons...

 

True but the car basically drives itself. All we have to do is steer. Lol

 

LMAO this is true.

 

Colts D sucks ***, thank god our Dolphins don't have a D like theirs.

I rather have a team with a super D than a super O, I take an awesome defense and a par offense any day.

 

Yessum...so would I.

 

I pretty much agree, but I'd argue that you need a little bit above par on offense to have any hope these days. The defenses are playing with a hand tied behind their backs, especially against Brady/Manning.

 

Damn patriots. C'mon Luck. If Tannehill can beat the Patsies'. I know Super Saiyan Luck can!

 

Colts offense better be ready to score some damn points this half if they want to win.

 

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap2000000067561/Hartline-57-yard-catch

Do you consider this a "pure deep throw"?

 

The Colts need to go hurry up and get some mismatches...