This story is amazing: http://deadspin.com/cops-shelby-asked-for-a-z-pak-after-he-****ed-a-hooke-1644898392 Shelby eventually did get treatment and kept talking, saying out loud, "I need a Z-Pak." (That's a prepackaged five-day course of the antibiotic azithromycin.) The nurse asked him why. "Listen, I ****ed a hooker at the club and don't want to catch anything. I raw dogged her so I need something to kill that ****." The report does not say if Shelby got the Z-Pak.
Look at it this way, at least one of our defensive players scored this season. You have to find the bright side in things.
On a side note, between him and Jordan do we need to think about instituting an IQ test or something to see if we cannot draft the dumbest sons a *****es alive to play along the defensive line. I might help us diagnose a screen pass before the decade is up.