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Patriots Pre-Week 1 Trolls -- Post Here

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by PhinFan1968, Sep 7, 2014.

  1. Jimi

    Jimi Active Member

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    nonlinearPDE....

    Your proclamation that you are "vastly intellectually superior" then a bunch of people you don't even know, shows a tremendous LACK of intelligence...

    And your (being kind) pathetic attempt to either impress people or put them down with your job and your money shows a tremendous LACK of character.


    O ya, and your 0-1. Have a fun year.
     
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  2. Finatik

    Finatik Season Ticket Holder Staff Member Club Member

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    Patriot fan press conference. That was totally classic.
     
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  3. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    It's like a clone of the pats fans sitting around me at the game yesterday.

    ****ing hilarious.
     
  4. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Hence why I knew you appreciate it.
     
  5. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    Jets minus the stabbings and full hernandez had me rolling.
     
  6. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    https://www.profootballfocus.com/bl...under-pressure-for-the-first-time-in-a-while/

     
  7. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    Translation: you're an insecure dweeb that has no idea how to hide it

    Sent from my Note 3
     
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  8. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    I think his proctologist knows he's been taking it plenty.
     
  9. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    nonlinear

    sounds like he has problems getting it up.

    too bad that viagra clinical trial didnt work for ya bud.

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    OK professor...since you're so smart...here's a question for ya:

    What does p***y look like?

    We'll wait.............
     
  11. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    He sent me a PM of his response:
    [​IMG]
     
  12. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    You missed it. Mr "Quantitative Analyst" called me a "basement dwelling virgin". Highlight of my day. The irony is almost as strong as the butthurt.
     
  13. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I heard they found his head finally.
     
  14. nonlinearPDE

    nonlinearPDE Banned

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    Well, if you're poor and uneducated like most of you here are and can only get fat broads, it looks something like this:

    [​IMG]
     
  15. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Who even says that.."vastly intellectually superior to everyone on this forum"...

    Abundantly more educated?

    Does he even have the foggiest idea what hes even talking about?
     
  16. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    yea, it was next to your invisible high school diploma and life aspirations.
     
  17. TheHighExhaulted

    TheHighExhaulted Well-Known Member

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    You see, 3 years ago none of them would have came back just because of that typical Patriot arrogance that they were going to be good no matter what. Now, they know it's coming to an end soon and are very concerned.
     
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  18. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Your a moron. Seriously..I bet you have no other Pats fans to even talk to..so you come here looking for attention. But..soon we will all be busy with our lives and youll still be here goin..

    "Guys..hey ..guys..where are you?..Please come back..guys?"
     
  19. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    like i said. lets make a thread and lock him and barry in it, so they can tell jokes to each other.
     
  20. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    Your sister know you took that shot? Which one of those folds got your cherry?
     
  21. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Amen to that
     
  22. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;RbPx_L0vxvc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbPx_L0vxvc#t=161[/video]
     
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  23. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    Was already linked, Rock. Still amazing.
     
  24. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Damn, my bad.

    *leaves thread in shame*
     
  25. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    I put that up a few hours ago, Bro.

    That's my buddy Nick who does the Fitzy character.
     
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  26. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Of course it was you.

    I love Fitzy. He's hilarious, and that covers up his serious character flaw of being a Pats fan. :shifty:
     
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  27. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    he is hilarious. super good guy in real life too. he also made the "boob apron" video years ago
     
  28. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    You actually know him?
     
  29. Not Since 73

    Not Since 73 Guest

    Well, win the East. Hint: 8-8 still won't do it.
     
  30. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    yes sir. I've known him for years.
     
  31. flugtager

    flugtager New Member

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    I've never seen Brady looked shell shocked before. So that was cool. It's not surprising you ended up here as it's probably more welcoming than a pats forum at the moment. The infighting and bickering as pats fans witness the crumbling of their dynasty must be unbearable. Welcome man.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  32. nonlinearPDE

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    Just like we did last year after we lost in Miami and then went on to win the AFCE again and made it to the AFCCG for the 3rd consecutive year.

    You guys never learn. It's as if you are all insane and can't learn from history. The core of the team is the same. Belichick and Brady are still at the helm. Nothing has changed.

    The Pats will once again crush your dreams of seeing your Dolphins become division champs.
     
  33. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    History has taught us the patriots haven't won the big one since they cheated. And wont.
     
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  34. nonlinearPDE

    nonlinearPDE Banned

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    There was no advantage that was gained form what they did. So the insinuation that they won because they "cheated" is absurd. But of course I wouldn't expect Pats haters to be rational.

    However, we've made it to two SBs, numerous AFCCGs, and won a multitude of division titles since then. A vastly superior track record in comparison to Miami.
     
  35. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    So why did they keep doing it until caught? Why did the NFL punish them?
     
  36. nonlinearPDE

    nonlinearPDE Banned

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    They were punished because it was against the rules. There are many rules that are absurd and which people wanted to do away with. This is one of them. Tuck Rule was another.

    There was no advantage to be gained from what they did, however. This fact will never change.
     
  37. Clark Kent

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    He's awesome. Loved listening to him on Bax and Obrien when I was on my way to work. Dude can seriously think on his feet and rattle out one liners. He's like the Family Guy of sports fans.
     
  38. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    hey whats the pats record?
     
  39. nonlinearPDE

    nonlinearPDE Banned

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    Hey, how many playoff wins do the Dolphins have in the last 10 years?
     
  40. KeyFin

    KeyFin Well-Known Member

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    Awesome video.
     

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