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Samphin Presents: Sippin' on some Sizzurp with Sickfinfan33

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Samphin, Jul 14, 2008.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    You can question many a thing about Sickfinfan33. For instance his manhood, his choice of state to live in (one of the Carolina's, it doesn't matter which one), or his taste in music.

    However, there are a couple of things that you absolutely CANNOT question about the man. His dedication to his family, www.thephins.com, and the Miami Dolphins. A vast contributor to these boards, Sick is one of the head coaches of the neverending Poster draft. He is also a founding member and Co-captain (along with yours truly) of the C2C Phins where he has left many a cleat mark on would be tackler's chests (including...yours truly).

    Oh and he named his kid after the greatest Miami Dolphins linebacker of all time. Thats right, little Morlon Greenwood Cullen will someday be suiting up for our beloved fins!

    I discussed this as well as other things when I caught up with Sick at a poker game where we shared a forty and a stogey.

    Samphin Presents: Sippin' on some Sizzurp with Sickfinfan33

    1. What is the best/worst part about being a new Dad?
    Best: seeing a human baby that looks like you, see someone with the same personality traits as you........and my wife's melons grew like three times bigger!!!

    Worst: I haven't slept sense I was like 9 years old......

    2. Carbon dating has shown that you are, in fact, at least 350 years old. So why continue to lie about being 21?
    I am actually 257.....world war 1 was interesting.....the 1800's sucked....nothing to brag about there.....I just tell people I am 21 so I don't get questions about me past life......seriously they based the show 'new amsterdam' on my life....

    3. Who is the coolest athlete you have met/talked to?
    kimbo slice.....Ii met him when he did a interview with Lebatard's show.....guys a gorilla.....but real down to earth and pretty badass.....also his beard is the size of my entire back....anyone who can rock a beard similar to chewbacca and still look badass has my backing!

    4. CKparrothead, KB21, and Boomer are trapped in a burning building. You have enough time to save one. Which guru do you save and why?
    Kb21 cuz he is a doctor so if I have injuries he can attend to them...also he can/should give me some of his money out of his large babk account.......

    I would just end up fighting ck after the rescue cause he would probably describe that I couldve saved him faster if I pivoted with my left leg and kept a lower sense of gravity while I was running....then he would of rated me 12th out of 15 potential rescuers.....and I wouldn't be able to handle that S***!

    5. What do you think Michael Keaton is doing right now?
    One of two things.........playing frisbee with a really tall guy or B). he is driving a ice cream truck really fast with music playing...with kids chasing him down......but they have NO CHANCE to get the 'choco taco' they are after sadly!

    6. Chips or cookies?
    Oreos and milk Ftw! (editor's note: He is correct)

    7. Which is the best pseudo sport: Bowling, Darts, or Pool?
    What the f*** does pseudo mean!?!?..........answer is SOBER: pool.......DRUNK: bowling......HILLBILLY: Darts

    8. If you could drop any state you wanted out of the U.S.of A., which state and why?
    Puerto rico........they vote for the president!?? do they pay taxes? F puerto rico!!!!!

    9. Which Simpsons character do you identify the most with?
    Barney......

    10. And finally, name a visual artist that people should check out:
    Man this question is from left field.......id go with 'inflames' that guys artwork is badass........2nd choice.......this guy I saw on ripleys believe it or not....he drinks food coloring then vomits on a canvas......if that's not art I dunno what is......google it!!!!
     
  2. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Morlon Greenwood Cullen :lol:
     
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  3. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Which question was Finsane's guest question?
     
  4. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    probably no. 4
     
  5. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    BTW Sick you are hereby banned from this site for not voting to drop New York as a state...






    stupid traitor
     
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  6. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Peeking in Nabo's Basement
    5 stars.
     
  7. Skeet84

    Skeet84 New Member

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    Question 4 was great!
     
  8. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Yea...that was my question..:shifty:
     
  9. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I went to nyc in september.....city is too awesome to drop off.....besides.....alot of gay people live there I wouldn't wanna shrink your chance for finding a husband by a few hundred thousand!!!!
     
  10. DrAstroZoom

    DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    That's my coach right there!
     
  11. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    lol...you guys are gonna get us in trouble agian with all the gay stuff......
     
  12. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I said nothing wrong.....its a fact that a lot of homosexuals live in nyc....they live everywhere, I was not making fun of or being disrespectful to anyone of any community.....i was just helping hardkore by giving him a little shove outta the closet......no harm/no foul
     
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  13. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Especially since Puerto Rico isn't even a state... :pity:
     
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  14. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    boooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    This guy moves from Palm Beach to the city where they filmed 'Deliverance' but Im the one who needs help coming out of the closet? :lol:
     
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  16. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    this coming from a guy who sells blow up dolls and jock straps to jason allen......yeah....keep up the denial stuff cowboy :lol:
     
  17. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I never denied that :shifty:
     
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  18. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    then we need to hang out more GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!! :hi5:
     
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  19. dolpns13

    dolpns13 Chest Rockwell is my hero

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    Jersey should be dropped before NY
     
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  20. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Touche, the Jets do play there. A little too insignificant of a state though if you ask me, like an elephant swatting a fly from its ***.
     
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  21. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Now, now, Jersey is actually a pretty nice state...






    Not to mention two of the mods are from Jersey you dillhole!:wink2:
     
  22. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Finsane actually didn't provide a guest question, just who to interview. Because of that, I had to work 10% harder than normal. :pity:




    :wink2:
     
  23. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Sorry......:confused2:
     
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  24. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    No worries man. :up:
     
  25. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Which amounts to negative 10%, right?
     
  26. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I thought we agreed you would toss it back to me for more questions, then Id toss it back and continue the chirade until Sam gave up or ran out of dumbass questions for us???

    Jeez bro learn how to follow a plan once in a while...
     
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  27. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    That actually would have been hilarious. However, I will never run out of dumbass questions to ask...
    To counter that though, I have changed the way the interviewee selects the next candidate. I provide a list of names, they come back who they want off of that list.

    Due to offenders such as yourself, the rest of the board has to suffer with less freedom of choice...:pity:

    :sidelol:
     
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  28. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Dammit Im an idiot!
    [​IMG]
     
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  29. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I got grandfathered in so I could give two ****s what priveleges the rest of these losers get :hi5:

    Believe it or not before I selected Finsane I thought about choosing someone who would never agree to the interview, ala CK or Rick1966 :shifty:
     
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  30. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    hey I am not a loser...:tantrum:


    Not on Mondays atleast....:up:
     
  31. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Rick1966 wouldve been interesting, it wouldve been about how liberals are ruining this country. CK's answers wouldve been an essay each, I dont think we have enough space here. :up:
     
  32. quelonio

    quelonio Season Ticket Holder

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    Puerto Rico isn't a state... and they can't vote for president... they do pay taxes... its called a colony man.
     
  33. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Why wouldn't Rick1966 do an interview? What does he have against me?

    CK...I might be able to get him to do an interview. That would actually be an interesting one I think.

    But then again, maybe not. I think he has me on permanent ignore. :lol:
     
  34. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Thomas Jefferson over here...Read the rest of his answers, or any of these interviews for that matter. The answers are not to be taken seriously.

    Weren't you just criticizing people for not knowing a lampoon over in the POFO? :lol:
     
  35. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    If Florida is the ***** of the country, then NJ is definately the *******.
     
  36. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Personally, I would have gotten rid of the state that is directly in the center of the country. That way, we could all turn and stare at them from any and all angles. They would be surrounded and they would NEVER mess with us.

    How hilarious would that be though? You live in Oklahoma and are driving to meet the folks in say Nebraska. In order to do so, you need your passport to drive through Kansas. :lol:
     
  37. quelonio

    quelonio Season Ticket Holder

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    I know... I was just helping out for future reference y'know.
     
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  38. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    thankyou....the instant people take these answers seriously.....is the instant we should stop these interviews.....

    if I woulda said ' rhode island' with no explaination it woulda been a reeeaaal boring interview session
     
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  39. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Doesn't stop you from making fun of Iowa, you bastard.
     
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  40. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Iowa is a state? :confused2:
     
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