Thanks for bumping up this thread. I hadn't seen it before. I laughed out loud numerous times, but not as many times as I felt embarrassed for the OP and I'm not done reading yet.
Ah damn, I must have accidentally stumbled into the "Something doesn't smell right" thread..... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Nothing says, "I love you" more then being so proud of only the ****ing that you keep posting pictures of your Holiday Inn trysts. I can only imagine the poetry you read to her..... Roses are red Violets are blue We **** a lot So i love you
Don't listen to McLovin, Cash. Have you ever seen his girl? You know Large Marge from Pee Wee's Big Adventure? Think that, but larger. Extra Large Marge. That's what we call her.
That's it, you're going to have to find someone else to make a Christmas card with this year. Let cuch wear the assless chaps and hold the rifle. I'm out.