I know you think you just justified it, but you just made it sooooo much worse in everyone else's eyes.
Stop pretending a relationship built on infidelity, alcohol and the Holiday Inn is not the greatest love story you've ever heard.
OMG lol I consider myself defeated and have no choice but to love CiF. I'm sort of jealous in a way. You're bubble can't be popped. Good for you CiF. Not a bad haul either.
They have karaoke there every Saturday night. I sang a song and dedicated it to her. John Michael Montgomery "I Swear".
Dude seriously....bangs. Tell her to try bangs instead of that "Heat Miser" 'do. All due respect, you could land a plane on that forehead.
wait.... wait wait wait.... okay so ummm... karaoke in West Virginia? Does no one get the irony?... you know- b/c of reading requirements involved. "Karaoke Tuesdays" at Jesper's Tavernacle, otherwise known as open mic night. LOL.
I'd been planning and practicing singing that song to her for months. That's a REALLY hard f**king song to sing. Lol
We only made 2 videos at that hotel. And they were in the room, and it wasn't singing. And no you can't see them. LOL
I bet it looked like a Taco Bell exploding and smelled like a Wal-Mart bathroom when you guys were finished. I said Taco Bell because I assume there was nachos. I said Wal-Mart bathroom because of the desperation and WIC checks. I know what you're thinking, and no CiF, that wasn't a compliment.
Ah. I would have gone with Walmart pets section, and Taco Bell bathroom. Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4
Were you imitating the General Lee's horn and shouting, "quit squirmin, two more seconds and I gots my record!" ?
Close. Not enough squealin' and hee-hawin' though. Also, I'm pretty sure he had this chick role-play his sister. Sent from my LG-MS770 using Tapatalk
