Deliverance and Heehaw were 40 years ago there snappy. That was a nice comeback like 20/30 years ago. Lol...
You say I'm unoriginal and then follow it up with an "old" joke? Seriously? Now stop derailing what the original purpose of this thread is...to make fun of CIF.
HAH! As if NYC is not the glory hole capital of America..lol Funny thing is Pagan, you've probably seen and heard the exact same things as CiF is saying and doing, granted it is different for an alternative lifestyle like you lead, but still...
Let me get all of ya a net to catch the meaning. The "Northeast" part was a joke. Where I live is just about as redneck as anywhere down south. The point is the complete and utter lack of class being exhibited to someone he's supposedly "in love" with. Yeah, you tell HER you f**ked her brains out...you don't come on a football message board and talk about her - if you truly are "in love" with her - as if she's a 2:00 am bar whore. Capiscé, paisan?
Absolutely. I'll have you know that for a 2AM bar whore, bry's sister has a quite the head on her shoulders. Even got an Ecology degree and everything. Sent from my LG-MS770 using Tapatalk
Hmm, seeing as most Dolfans drink heavily by week 12 or so, it would seem our fandom has given us a natural advantage at 1:59 am, everyone is hammered, we are just getting warmed up. Dolfan drinking game: 12 beer pre game warmup -mention Marino -1 shot -mention Shula -1 shot -mention choking late last yr-double shot, beer chaser And that is just by half time
Need second half drinking games? Late game situation where we only need to advance 20 yards to kick the game-winning field-goal; end up with turnover on downs. Game over - 2 shots. Late game situation where we only need to one first down in order to run out the clock; end up with a QB strip/fumble recovered by the other team in field goal range for the win - 5 shots. Late in the game, during the middle of an epic comeback game-winning drive, the offensive line gives up sack number 6 of the day, effectively injuring the QB; we lose - 1 shot equivalent delivered intravenously into either arm of your choice. In a crucial playoff-berth clinching late-season game; we manage to score 17 points, but lose by 24. All 41 OPP points coming in the second half. - 3 shots equivalent delivered via suppository.
Yep, 2 am bar lovely will max out her Amex Black trying to feed a dolfan enough booze to make the ugly go away....booze and ugly are like old friends who come by and drop off a porsche
Hope CIF is just on a drunken binge full of bootleg moonshine and not laying in a polluted lake dead because Joe Bob wasn't fixin to lose his wife. CIF, you ok? Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk
She left her husband last Saturday and moved in with me and got an attorney and filed for divorce Tuesday. I'm taking my son to see the Pirates today.