An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

As sands through the hour glass, so are the days of Cash's life...

Is the Playa thru playin?
Will he ever talk to his brother again?

/key sad, dramatic music

 

she seems like a winner. I always like them extra well when they have a husband.

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I know. you're a dolphin fan.

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so how does your dad feel about you banging his wife?

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the *****.

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I'm not your rebound. walk on by.

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You have me confused with todd.

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Sounds like a line from a movie.

 

Play on playa

 

that's uncalled for. Some lines you just dont cross, not even Patriots fans.

 

Are her fu**ing chartreuse granny panties on your head?....... well at least they get to see what a real p***y looks like.

Nice cleavage BTW. If she ever wants someone who can actually fill it, send her my way.

 

man, how often do you get a shot at a two for one insult?! Thank you CiF, thank you for that special moment. My weekend is now complete.

 

shut up.



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I gotta admit though, you two Westerginian idiots do look happy together. Nevertheless, you still gotta defer the ball to her court to figure out her mess by herself. Two men clearly love her in the state of Westerginia, so unless there's a goat or a pig involved, she's gotta make up her goddam mind and stop playing "best of both worlds". At least that's what it seems anyways. You say she loves you, but does she really love you... or does she love the exciting break in mundane monotony that you somehow represent in Westerginia? That's the first question you need answered.

 

Cash, my advice is too take a step back until she decides what to do with her marriage first. You don't want this Joe-Bob to run up on you with his hunting riffle and get his revenge by shooting you in the head. As of now you are interfering with a marriage. I know she has more teeth and less stretch marks than most West Virginia womens...but be smart about this and back off for the time being. Obviously you like this hag, but I dont want you to end up murdered by a deliverance look a like over the BS.

Life was so much less complicated when you were boning sheep wasnt it.

GL either way

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Wait till your aunt and uncle get divorced.

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so this is what lmeister feels like when I make him send me nudes.

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Thought those were sent as a deterrent. Didn't think you'd actually ask for more.

 

I would spend as much time with my son as possible, a lot of times those lil f--k trophies can help put life in perspective. Take him to a Pirates game..get your mind off the situation.

I picture you sitting on your porch in a wooden rocking chair listening to Hank Williams and guzzling cans of Old Milwaukee, this is not healthy.

 

did she know she was married? or was this one of those arrangement things?

basically what I am asking is if he can get his goat back and make this all go away.

 

That's right Cash. F*** these guys. They don't understand. Follow your heart, man. If that means she ends up chained to a post in your basement for the next decade, SO BE IT. Love conquers all.

 

Yes, but half the local 7th grade class doesn't count.

 

Yes it does, they're 17 years old.

 

what if you add their ages together?

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Apparently the thin air in Colorado makes kids get left back a few times. In 7th grade you're around 12-13, brah.

 

Yeah in W. Virginia they normally graduate High School at 22...Stoopid You know because they have been held back..stoopid

 

I stand corrected. Was actually thinking literally and f'ed the joke up.

Not enough coffee today....

 

I was thinking perhaps you were an alumni of the W. Virginia education system