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Excuse me for not being the best initiator.

I'm just used to your mom's customary forwardness.

 

Does having dirty thoughts about an object that cleans create a wormhole paradox that cancels out existence or is it ok for me to want to **** a sponge?

 

Does your wife clean? Then no.

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That's what it's for. Isn't it? ISN'T IT?

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You... you bastards!

 

No

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[video=youtube;yaWkFTvX8lY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaWkFTvX8lY&feature=player_detailpage#t=60[/video]

 

^^^That is creepy^^^ How Gary Busey ever became a star, I don't know.

 

In Russia criminal pulls police over!


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Best part - if you watch it all the way, it says "And now we will show you the video...No connection detected. Thanks, you're free to go"

 

Ive seen some of these before, but someone make darwinism a national policy.

http://stuffhappens.us/walmart-called-photos-done-6919/

 

don't do that again or I won't be able to trust you. all bad things. all.

 

Watch your tone with me

 

What are they? Where did they come from? Are they just one thing?

 

I think it is, furthermore you have found FinD in my opinion.

 

It's the four-legged beast with two backs... O.o

 

What that in his hair and why is he holding flowers?

 

No wonder hes so fn cranky

 

Because its my day and I wanted to be pretty.

He?

 

Paul let us all know youre packin heat under that dress

 

[video=youtube;KVaB7W6_ph4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVaB7W6_ph4[/video]


Be careful where you get drunk and passed out. You never know where you'll end up.

 

[video=youtube;swqCDCJg3XU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swqCDCJg3XU[/video]

 

I dunno. FinD looks happy holding those flowers on his special day.

 

I think the smile has more to do with where my husbands hand is......

 

Which one?

 

Both. He's trying to hold me like corn on the cob.