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An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Oct 28, 2012.

  1. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    His New Years resolution is to only nail Quality not quantity. Thus no communication.........or he caught himself with some horrible STD.
     
  2. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Or the sheep bucked and caught him in the nuts.
     
  3. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Or his dick DIDNT have any flared STDs and he went to the doctor because he didnt recognize it....
     
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  4. bigbry

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    Waiting for someone to put CiF's face on that McMahon gif.
     
  5. Bpk

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    He better not be dead. That would be really inconsiderate.
     
  6. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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  7. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    CiF's face has been on enough gifs, milfs, grannies, and tranny's.
     
  8. bigbry

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    Bath salts and goats, yeah those were the days.

    WTF!!!
     
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  9. BlameItOnTheHenne

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    Still funny [​IMG]


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  10. Bpk

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    Someday Quentin Tarantino will see CiF's face somewhere and give him a cameo role.
     
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  11. ToddPhin

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    'Deliverance' is currently playing on IFC if anyone wants a better understanding of CiF's kind, my piggies.
     
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  13. Pagan

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    [​IMG]
     
  14. Bpk

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    First I thought CiF was trapped in the hole… then I realized, he looks more like the guy lowering the bucket.

    Wonder if he ever "tucks" in front of a mirror and dances around to Chickenfoot.
     
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  15. MikeHoncho

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  16. RickyBobby

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    So, how did it work with the 18 year old?
     
  17. NaboCane

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    It was Q Lazarus.

    [video=youtube;XTs_TZFjbJ8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8[/video]
     
  18. Sonsiziefall

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    This is really good and congrats for your relationship. i also have one which is seems to you. one thing, if you have any bad habit than please give up this. you can also try e cigarette to quite.
     
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  19. Fin D

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    After reading this post and realizing its as literate as the OP, it occurred to me that we may have fallen victim to the most elaborate spambot every made.
     
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  20. Bpk

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    Redneck Spambots.

    Technology. Amazing.
     
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  21. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    And for those wondering what "mood music" he plays in the background after he chloroforms teen girls at the school bus stop...

    [​IMG]
     
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  22. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I can't kiss and tell with this one! It's my ex-girlfriend from High School. And it's getting serious. I think I'm in LOVE.


    What??????? LOL
     
  23. bigbry

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    Her image cant fit in the screen amirite?
     
  24. bigbry

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    [​IMG]
     
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  25. RickyBobby

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    My god! Was she run over, is that a tire mark?

    Why would she put it up there like that?
     
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  26. bigbry

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    You have many, many questions young man......only CiF can answer.
     
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  27. ToddPhin

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  28. McLovin

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    thats not what we meant when we said post a picture.
     
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  29. Bpk

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    Ah ****, you're alive. I lose the pool.
     
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  30. ToddPhin

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    So did it last all two years err?
     
  31. MikeHoncho

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    I think he's talking about the highschool girl he used to date.

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  32. bigbry

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    I'll help CiF out here and answer your questions.

    Yes she was run over and yes its a tire mark. But don't worry the tractor trailer driver was unhurt (with exception of his pride) in the rollover.

    To the point of her giant rolls of fat placed upon a very sturdy railroad tie for a post? Well, a ***** has to breathe too.
     
  33. ToddPhin

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    It's disappointing b/c she'd probably look pretty if she lost ten or fifteen pounds. from her face and neck.
     
  34. MikeHoncho

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    Because other than that, perfect

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  35. McLovin

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    does she know yet or are you still in the binoculars stage?
     
  36. NaboCane

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    That is FUPA squared.









































    I'd hit it.
     
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  37. Pagan

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    More like the "ladder against the side of her house, furiously masturbating" stage.
     
  38. McLovin

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    ahh yes. we've all been there.
     
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  39. Bpk

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    Too much info.

    Also.. The Mom to the Dad "Honey, do you hear that?"

    Dad (listens): No.

    Mom: It's that noise again.

    (Noises from outside)

    Dad: Hm. Squirrels must be building a nest in the gutters again.

    Mom: They sound like they're going absolutely bonkers, Al.

    Dad (getting up from armchair): Don't worry, Edna. After last time I hooked up the outdoor light wiring to the eavestroughs.

    He flips a switch. Staccato, high pitched squealing outside.

    Mom (covering her nose): Oh! It smells like sweat and burnt tripe.

    Thud outside.

    /End CiF
     
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