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Cameron wake is 100%

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by 407PhinFan, Nov 1, 2013.

  1. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    My one near "OMG" sports fan purchase was a Wake Jersey from the win on MNF vs the Jest when Ronnie Brown scored the GW TD with 15 seconds to go.

    09 or so, it was 2,100 dollars, it was the orange jersey night.

    Common Sense got the better of me, but someone bought it when he was merely a backup no body from the CFL

    This is one of the reasons why I'm soo high on Dion Jordan, I've seen this before

    Wake was merely ignored by the NFL, Jordan was set on fire and kept around and told "oh you're great, but we won't play you"

    If one knows the type, this drives them to no end
     
  2. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    Wake's dong is so big that Wake's grandfather regularly asks it where his automobile is.
     
  3. NY Finatic

    NY Finatic New Member

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    What a difference with him in the game!
     
  4. MikeHoncho

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    Funny you should mention.

    Wake's dong is so big, it is routinely assigned as the designated driver.
     
  5. gilv13

    gilv13 Well-Known Member

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    Tonites game was brought to you by:

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Berezo

    Berezo Well-Known Member

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    I wish I knew the reason Jordan is not in the game more often. I think he can do more than what vernon provides. I really don't get it.
     
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  7. Dolfan330

    Dolfan330 My wein is so chaffed...

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    Wake's dong has its own dong. It's named Drew Rosenhaus.
     
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  8. MikeHoncho

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    Jordan nearly had a swat/pick on a dump-off pass late in the 3rd.
     
  9. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Vernon played well too. Jordan played a lot in the end of the game as well.

    Bottom line is we have a TON of guys on the D-Line who can flat out ball. Love it!
     
  10. MikeHoncho

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    But, but but... Fire Ireland!
     
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  11. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Wake's dong is so big we almost got flagged for 12 men on the field.
     
  12. Jaj

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    Put Jordan at SLB. Misi to the middle and Ellerbe to WLB. You can't stop Starks Odrick Wake Vernon and Jordan.
     
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  13. MikeHoncho

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    Honestly, I'm not sure we could do worse than Wheeler at this point.
     
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  14. Jaj

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    He'd be good in a utility LB role since he can play three spots and the nickel. He's not suitable for the base.
     
  15. Finfangirl

    Finfangirl Season Ticket Holder Luxury Box

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    Me too!
     
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  16. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    I want to have Wake's babies!
     
  17. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Cameron Wake's dong does push-ups by itself.

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Seems like one current player picked up the hyperbaric chamber idea from Zach. Is that Wake you think?
     
  19. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    DJ only washes the Royal Buttocks. Whomever first mentioned his dong gets the honor of being the washer person.
     
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  20. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Finally. One Wake dong comment that is believable. :shifty:
     
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  21. dolfan22

    dolfan22 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Huh? ;)

    Not your commitment standards though? ;)
     
  22. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    That is one reason why Wake still had some gas left at the end of the game. Shelby and Jordan are helping keep him fresh.
     
  23. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    I'd let him **** me.
     
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  24. VanDolPhan

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    Wake's dong is so big Leonardo DiCaprio climbs to its tip and yells 'Wake is the king of the world'.
     
  25. Scrap

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    Now if we could only get JT in his prime to join him on the other side.....DESTRUCTION.
     
  26. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    this thread is......












    Awesome...lol
     
  27. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Lol
     
  28. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    If you would guarantee me a Super Bowl victory with a walk off safety with a release the Kracken celebration, I would polish that mother.
     
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  29. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Are you talking about his dong Jaj ?
     
  30. RevRick

    RevRick Long Haired Leaping Gnome Club Member

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    Are any of you guys sober, yet?
     
  31. padre31

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    Why do you assume we ever stopped drinking?

    :shifty:
     
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  32. RevRick

    RevRick Long Haired Leaping Gnome Club Member

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    Self preservation, at least. Even sailors stop sometime (unless someone is cooking off some torpedo juice!)
     
  33. hazed819

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    Wakenado
     
  34. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    dj nominates dj
     
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  35. hazed819

    hazed819 Well-Known Member

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    Someone photoshop Wake in place of all these sharks lol

    [​IMG]
     
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  36. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    cam wakes dong is so big, it will be playing nose tackle for us next year.
     
  37. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I honestly couldn't sleep last nite...such a loser..lol..grown man with a kid..I'm tired as sh&$ but I'm smilin.

    I loved how wake handled himself on the set, I feel like Martin might bind this team when he comes back, I can see it happen in the locker room, we need sh&$ like that.
     
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  38. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Seriously though, who looks better than that cutoff eighties tank top then wake??.. Pics?
     
  39. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Dongnado
     
  40. CantinaJack

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    We are a different team with this guy healthy. Remember we have only had him 100% for 3 of the 8 games we've played. Now that he is healthy, it is time to go on a frickin run baby! I'm talking a F-in statement @ss whoopin on the Buccs on MNF!

    and more importantly come away MRSA free...
     

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