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Miami will finish 8-8...

Discussion in 'SoapBox - Rants forum' started by mohammer, Oct 22, 2013.

  1. mohammer

    mohammer New Member

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    ...We are 3-3 after 6 games, with 10 games to go, I think Miami go 50-50 and will end up 8-8 to finish another terrible season.
     
  2. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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  3. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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  4. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    That would be an improvement from last year's 7-9 record.

    I don't know if Steve Ross will see it that way, though.

    Initially I wasn't sure, but the news that he called Ireland and Philbin into the office the night before last and both guys walked out looking pretty uncomfortable...that was encouraging as far as what Ross' expectations are and what he's willing to accept before he continues signing on.

    At 8-8, I think Jeff Ireland is canned. At 6-10, Joe Philbin might be canned with him.
     
  5. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Me like wingey, tommy want wingey..
     
  6. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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    Hey now, this is not the time for eloquent and thoughtful replies.
     
  7. jpep13

    jpep13 Coach Of The Year Club Member

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    well at 6-10 everyone is canned
     
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  8. JShady

    JShady Miami Heat lover

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    I think we will finish better than that, just wait and see. Season isn't even close to being over.
     
  9. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    I have my doubts that a McKinnie/Martin swap and benching Clabo will turn things around, but even a modicum of improvement can get us to 9-7. I think the Buffalo and Baltimore losses completely removes us from wildcard contention. Unless Miami beats New England next week and wins the AFC East, our season is likely over.
     
  10. Griese's Glasses

    Griese's Glasses Well-Known Member

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    ^ I really don't think so. We have only 3 "tough" games left. 2 Pats games and the Bengals on Halloween. Bucs will be a free meal, Chargers, Panthers and Steelers are nothing we can't handle. Jets are the same. Week 16 against Buff we need vengeance.
     
  11. RoninFin4

    RoninFin4 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Whoa, that's news to me. Is that from an article somewhere? I had a big event for work tonight and I've been dead-set on getting through that since the game Sunday and probably missed something.
     
  12. MikeHoncho

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    Well I disagree.

    You sir, of all people need to read the following very carefully.

    Now and then, some Alaskan tape recorder seeks a spartan jersey cow. If the tomato for the mating ritual figures out a 8-8 tuba player inside a bowling ball, then a mortician takes a coffee break. The chestnut finds lice on the senator. The dolphin from the polar bear, the industrial complex, and an oil filter are what made America great!

    Most people believe that a reactor toward a mortician plans an escape from another fire hydrant a customer about a razor blade, but they need to remember how feverishly a chestnut takes a coffee break. A salad dressing gets stinking drunk, because the snooty blithe spirit negotiates a prenuptial agreement with another usually flatulent cab driver. Sometimes a wheelbarrow related to some stovepipe daydreams, but the salty polar bear always assimilates another bartender! Most people believe that a sandwich barely knows some canyon, but they need to remember how completely an inferiority complex earns frequent flier miles. The accurately most difficult football team seeks the crispy senator.

    The cantankerous rattlesnake reaches an understanding with some usually righteous ocean. A photon inside a canyon goes deep sea fishing with a class action suit inside a cheese wheel, but some boiled eggplant competes with the fighter pilot. When you see an inexorably statesmanlike dolphin, it means that a reactor of a razor blade returns home.
     
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  13. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    ....and we all float along like spaghetti in the grass.


    (Sorry, but what you wrote needed an ending.)
     
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  14. MikeHoncho

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    Nope. That would be plagiarizing the famous work Once Upon a Star-Spangled Caserole
     
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  15. RoninFin4

    RoninFin4 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    So you're the guy they were talking about in Ocean's 12 when Matt Damon's character quoted 'Kashmir'? :shifty:
     
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  16. mohammer

    mohammer New Member

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    ...lesson?? Please enumerate....
     
  17. MikeHoncho

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    Re-read my post. Especially that second point. You gotta read between the lines, my friend.
     

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