I hope someone hasn't posted this but I just noticed that Miami got back from the New Orleans game on the morning of October 1st and play at the Jets on December 1st. During October and November they only travel to New England and Tampa (like a day trip). To me, the team should feel like they really aren’t away from their home for two calendar months. Time to take control!
We basically play Halloween itself, as the Bengals and their obvious colors will reek havoc on the syphlitic minds of casual fans, drunkards, and potheads to create a national landslide of support for Cincy...Next year we play an exhibition game on Christmas at the north pole against elves.
The Phins should take the orange jersey out of mothballs for this one.I was never big on it but for Halloween it would be appropriate.