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Were there a bunch of posts deleted, cause there's no one butt hurt about this at all.

With no respect at all, please, stfu already.

 

Exactly. Most of us are butt hurt for completely different reasons

 

The Publix ad is pretty good too.

 

I never took you as a bottom Maynard.

 

Man there's all kinds of detail I missed.

 

fixed

 

Do we die a little inside watching Drew Brees throw a record amount of yards and touchdowns to Jimmy Graham? Nice to know the Dolphins were interested in potentially drafting Graham, but we got John Jerry instead... So we got a 1973 Ford Pinto instead of a Lamborghini.

 

We're the Dolphins, it's pretty much tradition to pass on good players in the draft for bums

 

So am I allowed to say this post is ridiculous, or is the "Quit Voicing your Opinion Over Stupid and Undeserved Extreme Negativity" Brigade going to jump in and get butt hurt everywhere?

 

Please... John Jerry is bigger and weighs more than a Ford Pinto.

 

You know what Jerry and a pinto have in common? They lack the battery to start.

 

It gets really depressing when you sit down and compile a list.

 

...for EVERY team.

 

Could you describe, in detail, what that means?, forget it I'm just gonna text my gay friend jojo.