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Merged: The one sex tape...I never wanted to see...EVER!!\Mini-Me

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Big E, Jun 26, 2008.

  1. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    http://www.tmz.com/


    http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1628434327
     
  2. ILPhinFan88

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  3. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    How depressing would it be for a guy if he watched that and realized his shrinky dink was smaller than Verne's?
     
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  4. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    That's why Enforcer doesn't want to watch it.
     
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  5. Motion

    Motion New Member

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    You'll have to let us know. :up:
     
  6. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Thats pretty scary stuff. Looks like one of the Umpa Loompas getting freaky with Veruca Salt...
     
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  7. Big E

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    mini me"s mini wee??
     
  8. Cuban Dave 9

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    Titles for the porn:

    Shortmember
    The Dwarf who shagged me
    Austin Kneehigh
    The Short Bufu
     
  9. opfinistic

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    Peeking in Nabo's Basement
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  10. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    MINI blow ME
     
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  11. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    If there's any goodness in the world....someone will hook him up with Bridget the Midget for a sex tape.
     
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  12. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    If Bridget the Midget and Verne Troyer go on a date and play Mini Golf what is it called?
     
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  13. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    If he turns her around and bends her over it'll be called doing the back 9.
     
  14. Big E

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    if they 69 is it considered 34 and a half?
     
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  15. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    See, initially you laugh at this zinger, but if you think about it, it makes no sense. 34 1/2 is half the number of 69. However, the participants are a full grown woman and a little person for a man.

    So really, the number would read more accurately as 51.75.

    Thank you, that is all.
     
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  16. Ronnie Bass

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    Funniest comment of the day was a description of what it looked like - "it looked like a baby trying to get back in"
     
  17. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Thank you Dr. buzzkill.
     
  18. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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  19. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Might wanna merge this Muck...


    Although it gives me another chance to ask if Mini-Me can pleasure this broad in both ways at the same time?
     
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  20. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

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  21. byroan

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    Poor Muck is too busy working on the site, doesn't have time to search. :lol:
     
  22. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    There is a God!!!

    Judge halts release of Verne Troyer sex tape

    http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hTvv-1TlVbs5maqnqo5fnLg8ov2QD91IR9280
     
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  23. unluckyluciano

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    tmz is the biggest waste of space evar......
     
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  24. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Its no wonder celebs go nuts on these peeps. Some of the crap they say to them, they purposely try to piss them off.
     
  25. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    I bet this guy's hung like a horse.
     
  26. dolphan117

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    Dude, I love that show. Absolutely love it.

    Its about time a show started making fun of all the ridiculous stuff celebrities instead of worshiping their every move and reporting on WHAT A CUTE OUTFIT SHE WORE TO DINNER11111. Normal entertainment news shows make me want to go eat a steak knife.
     
  27. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Do you watch Chelsea Lately? She cracks on celebrities and shes pretty funny.
     
  28. dolphan117

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    Haven't seen it though I have heard its good. I mean I know other shows have made fun of celebrities before but I think TMZ is the first show of its kind in that its a half hour entertainment news show that does absolutely nothing but make fun of celebrities.... And most of its pretty darn funny.
     
  29. alen1

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    Ooo. She spends about 20 minutes making fun of celebrities and then the last ten with a guest. Comes on weeknights at 11:30 p.m. on "E!".
     
  30. Big E

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    Maybe a "mini" horse.
     
  31. dolphan117

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    "They call me Tripod"
     
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  32. Big E

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    we could probably do this for awhile...:hi5:
     
  33. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    TMZ does the same thing, only worse.

    That show it literally 30 minutes of NOTHING. And not the cool kind like Seinfeld. ;)

    They invent things to fill the time. I mean, it's people walking to their car, standing in line, etc. with the lamest voice-overs ever. And then they sensationalize and try to make something out of nothing. Not to mention they stalk people, attempt to provoke them, etc.

    You want to watch celebs get made fun of, watch an actual TV show like Talk Soup. :tongue:

    I miss David Spade and his Hollywood Minute.
     
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  34. Section126

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    I'll believe that when I see it.

    I mean...he's a ....dwarf...come on. How big can it be?
     
  35. ILPhinFan88

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    Ranae Shrider, the woman who has sex with Vern Troyer on video, seems to be perfectly fine with the idea that soon you will able to own a video in which she has sex with a (semi-famous!) midget.

    And for every sex tape vixen or drug scandal, there is a British tabloid who wants to interview them. In this case, it was the News of the World:

    “I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!”

    http://www.thebadandugly.com/2008/07/07/girl-who-sexed-up-mini-me-talks/
     
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  36. King Felix

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  37. alen1

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    :sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:
     
  38. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Well that's uncomfortable to hear about. :unsure:
     
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