I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but..

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but when he is hungry he gets paid to eat.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is ugly, but... wait, what?

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, he's the only Jewish kid who insisted on being an altar-boy at the Catholic Church.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but he's filled more holes than stucco.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy but he takes more sacks than Brandon Weeden.

 

"hot dogs"

 

Not saying Maynard is easy... but he gets sacked more on a weekend than Tannehill has the first quarter of the season...

 

maynards so easy jacksonville beat him...............twice.

 

Top 10 reasons why I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but...

#10. he has been on his knees more then billy graham

#9. done more screwing than Black and Decker.

#8, been boarded more times than Amtrak.

#7. been involved with more animals than Marlin Perkins.

#6. has spent more time under men than barstools.

#5. been responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood.

#4. has entertained more troops than Bob Hope.

#3. been turned more ways than Rubik's Cube.

#2. been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare.


And the #1 reason we're not saying Maynard is easy but...

his proctologist entered him in the Grand Canyon look-alike contest.

 

Technically, Ryan Tannehill also takes more sacks than Brandon Weeden.


But not quite like Maynard does.

 

Maynard, I mistakenly received this today, is it yours?

MAILER-DAEMON@oproxy13-pub.malemail.unifiedlayer.com
Remote host said: 550 5.1.0 sender rejected. IB503 - 70.40.208.134 - <<redirecting to senders last domain IMAP.mail.thephins.com>>
From: Heiko <rilkesrimjob@pinktubemail.com>
To: Mangia Meatpole <gaynard@pinktubemail.com>
Re: My new profile photo?

It is ready for you, Maynsie! From last weekend!! Hope you enjoy.



Heiko

p.s. - tell me when you are ready again for some. I have the field nearby.

~"saugen meine Zucker-Stick"~

Von meinem iPhone gesendet

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From: Mangia Meatpole <gaynard@pinktubemail.com>
To: Heiko <rilkesrimjob@pinktubemail.com>
Re: My new profile photo?

Heiko. Can I please have the picture from Kneezer last week? I can't believe what a whore I was that night!!! LOL
I thought of you this morning when I woke up. I can feel where "schwanzie" was hiding. ;P You know!!! -----> *

Thanks for turning me inside out like a used glove. Please tell me you'll do it again? Okay. I WANT that picture! YUM.

Tenderly,
"That guy who needs no shoes"







I'm not judging. Just wanted to make sure you got what you needed.

 

"Mistakenly"... rightttt...

 

um....pinktube mail promised enhanced security this time

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but his doctor doesn't have to tell him to turn his head and cough.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy......I'm saying he loves dick.

 

I am not saying Maynard is easy, but when I asked him who hes slept with he handed me the phone book........of San Fransisco

 

Maybe a sensitive Dick?

 

Is that code for "watch sick **** maynard in the *** this Sunday" ?

 

Good, good. Don't tell them it's a subscription service yet

 

I'm not saying he's easy but the dude can play a trumpet with his bunghole.

 

Given the contents of the thread this will surprise no one but I think Andy Dick is hilarious

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Ummm... you really didn't have to tell us of your infatuation with Any Dick...

 

Maynard.
He thinks Andy Dick is hilarious, any ***** are delicious and manly chicks are felicitous.

 

"Maynard" is an anagram for "Am Randy".

Coincidence?

 

Also, Mad Yarn, just sayin'.

 

It was also the name of Zeds brother in Pulp fiction. You know the gay guy at the pawn shop.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but he's had more ***** then Bewitched.

 

You're so mean... you only say these things cause his favorite shade of lipstick is *****.