This IS the official Miami Dolphins Week 1 Game Day Thread !!!

I'm thinking at least a two score win. I'll go with 28-17 Miami.

 

Preeeeeach.


The "brutal schedule" storyline is severely over hyped.

 

I'm pretty sure I could at In N Out at any hour of the day. Unbelievably good burgers.

 

Good to see you too, Paul. Was pretty busy in the offseason, and when I peeked in here, it was pretty much all about Ireland, and I really don't care for this argument any more.

 

Excited about today. Go Fins!

 

finally. football is back!!!!

 

Mike Carey is the ref for our game.

 

I don't think there is a Cracker Barrel in Independence. And both that and Bob Evans breakfast is overrated IMO, and I'm not saying Denny's is great either.

 

I hope your dad is really CashInFist.

 

OK fellas. I just came from my pre-game ritual of seeing FinD's wife. Now, one ankle behind the head means a loss 78.4% of the time. I am happy to report that we got two ankles behind the head! This results in a win 95.9% of the time. And if you want to argue sample size, child please. Go Fins!

 

Meh, I dunno...kickers aren't that big an impact usually either way, I think Miami's D will score some points this week, Lamar's my last option at RB, have some heavy hitters above him (Ray Rice already did OK), D. Thomas got me a trainload of points Thursday night, have Matt Ryan/Julio Jones/Tony Gonzales all going too...

Should be an easy win.

Everybody freaked the hell out back when I picked up a young, unknown Chris Chambers right before the Indy game, and he whooped complete *** and saved my season, that I went on to win.

 

Ok Mr. Breakfast snob, what place would you suggest has the best breakfast?

 

Carey: "Holding! ......(dramatic pause to incite the home crowd) Defense (sharp and violent arm pointing)"

 

Only miller and the defense are starting. It is a money league though.

 

Dot's Diner

 

Ma and Pa places don't count. Just like pizza joints.

 

With percentages like that I can only imagine how big that sample size is. Only Sundays? How old is she?

 

In my case it's just a league of 10 of us from the office...a few of us went heavy on our team's guys. Would love to have a strong showing with a trainload of Dolphins on my squad!

EDIT: The team I'm against this week is heavy Niners...winning won't quite avenge the SB loss to them, but it would feel good to rub it in either way, especially if the Pack can do something against CKap.

 

Iron Skillet then.

 

I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so....scared.

 

Had too many vodka tonics last night. Muddled mint and lime with Absolut Citron, knew it was going to be trouble from the first sip. Just too good.However, I watch the games sober, I'm already sweating enough as it is from nervousness that I don't need the extra layer of drunkenness added on to it. Nor do I need the alcohol fueled rage if something goes wrong.But not today.Dolphins 28Browns 17Go Fins!

 

#Dolphins inactives: Devlin, Dallas Thomas, Gillislee, Will Davis, Kaddu, Watkins, Jamar Taylor

 

Can't win , must win ... just win.

 

Also, I don't know why when I post on my phone all of my spaces and paragraph breaks get removed :/

 

Good, Patterson is active, let's hope he can play well for us.

Thigpen=2k APY

Dolphins 21 Browns 10

Have to work today though, so will miss the game, first opening day I've missed in years.

 

Performing this task while the chicken is still alive makes for a much happier fowl.