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Once again, for your comedic enjoyment.

Discussion in 'AFC East Rivals' started by Pagan, Aug 26, 2013.

  1. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    I give to you theganggreen.com. This was a thread called "After watching some preseason, has your W-L prediction changed?"

    For the record, most of the Jet fans in there were realistic, but there's always gems like this. Enjoy:

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    And my favorite of the bunch...


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  2. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    I'm cautiously optimistic the Jets will be terrible. But I always worry because usually every year when I try and pick the team that I think will be the absolute worst, then end up being the surprise team. Bengals 2 years ago is a perfect example. I really have a hard time imagining any scenario where the Jets win more than 3 games.
     
  3. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    :no:
     
  4. rafael

    rafael Well-Known Member

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    Personally, I upped my expectations for the Jets as well. I originally thought they had a ways to go before I would even call them a bad team, but I think that if Sanchez recovers (as he reportedly will) then they'll be a really bad team rather than all-time worst potential that I envisioned for them. I see them as the odds on favorite for the top overall pick. I have them as worse than Jacksonville or Oakland. The only potential wins I see on their schedule are the Bills if their QB situation doesn't improve or the Raiders (Pryor).
     
  5. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    What's sad here is they're lying to themselves.
     
  6. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    If Geno Smith has to start they won't win a single game, and I'll be surprised if he even throws 7 TD's

    If Sanchez is okay they will win between 3-6 games.
     
  7. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    They're 5-7 wins at best. Their O line looked good against the Giants, you know The Snoopy Bowl, and those stooges still gave up the ball 4 times. The player replacing Revis is a mess and was called for PI multiple times, including the 1st pass against him. Rex obviously had to hand his balls in, which showed in todays presser. His best bet is to let his players cuckold him and hope they stay by his side. Then the whole f'n stadium can burn to the ground.
     
  8. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    4 to 5 wins.
     
  9. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    The lizard knows
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  10. TheHighExhaulted

    TheHighExhaulted Well-Known Member

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    They could be 4-0 with a fluke win against NE early in the season.
     
  11. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    If he starts 16 games, I could see 10-15 TDs easy for Geno, if you include rushing TDs. Of course I also see about 25 INTs to go with it.
     
  12. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    And I could be in a hot tub tonight with Megan Fox....but that isn't gunna happen either.
     
  13. byroan

    byroan Giggity Staff Member Administrator Luxury Box

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    That's odd..I don't see Oakland or the Jags in their first 4 games.
     
  14. invid

    invid Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    http://www.theonion.com/articles/rookie-geno-smith-has-already-mastered-jets-offens,33670/

    And this gem:

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/mark-sanchez-lies-awake-at-night-fantasizing-about,33658/

     
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  15. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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  16. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Lol..jet fan on how angry they are at the media for making fun of them all the time, their upset, and their not gonna take it.."
     
  17. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    So they signed Brady Quinn and the rumor today is that they are going to release Sanchez (who the Raiders wil be all over). Rex wasnt around for cutdown day so that he could see his son play ball.
     
  18. LiferYank

    LiferYank New Member

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    What a cluster****.
     
  19. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Brady Quinn is still a thing?
     
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  20. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    Brady Quinn revenge for not getting drafted by the Dolphins.
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    That has to be a MASTER plan.
     
  21. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Wow...so let me get this straight, as per nfl.com...

    Christ, what a train wreck this team is.

    And holy hell....

    The joke writes itself.
     
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  22. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    Brady Quinn got the guaranteed money. His bank account said "Waz Up???".
     
  23. I can realistically see the jets going 0-17 with a few lucky bounces of the ball
     
  24. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    IMO Rex Ryan has mentally checked out. He is just waiting for the axe to drop.
     

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