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Samphin Presents...Predictably Drunk: 2013 Miami Dolphins Predictions Preview

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Samphin, Aug 21, 2013.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Weekly prediction Manifest-show preview.

    A weekly breakdown of Miami's current opponent, their city, fans and local drinks. If I can choke the drink down without vomiting...it's a win for Miami! If my gut tells me that I should bail on the drink and puke...then The Dolphins may end up on the short end of the stick that week.

    Tune in and suffer the hangover with me!

    Let's get weird!

    [video=youtube_share;CBdsHE30pW8]http://youtu.be/CBdsHE30pW8[/video]
     
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  2. Jt0323

    Jt0323 Fins Up! Luxury Box

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    Where did you get that flag!?!
     
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  3. TiP54

    TiP54 Bad Reputation

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    This should last till week 3 or so.
     
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  4. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Reminds me eerily of a certain person who is in WVa and cruising the middle schools for dates.

    Just sayin'

    :shifty:
     
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  5. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    i like the screen play in that preview, about the rest...who gives a damn about how much you can drink :couch:
     
  6. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    It's a badge of dolfan honor to pound down copious amounts of booze..sort of like gorilla's beating their chests or jets fans flexing of owning the bottom of the IQ test bell curve.
     
  7. Jt0323

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    You should do a drunk history type thing and recap the games after you are drinking
     
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  8. Xiidaen

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    The bottom of the curve?
     
  9. anlgp

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    Where did you get that flag?!?!?!
     
  10. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    :lol: That was awesome

    You are Tigerclaw Films' biggest star!
     
  11. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    This. Is. Awesome.

    You should have scantly clad women next time....
     
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  12. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    This reminds me of this.........

    .................................................. ....................."I'm totally gonna puke".................................................. .....

    [video=youtube;KAWSeZj4nxs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KAWSeZj4nxs[/video]
     
  13. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    He would be he used the "I'm a director" bit way to much to pick up women prior to getting married.
     
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  14. PhinsRock

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    My only question is do you do your best work when inebriated?
     
  15. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Probably, I am like that too.....Dead sober, I hate small talk, wont engage much...

    I drink a few, I will engage you in any conversation and from what I am told make people laugh continuously...
     
  16. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    That has to be a rhetorical question.
     
  17. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Lol..Samphin with a teaser

    Dig the get smart production value..

    How does the format work, we get a recipe and drunk *** prediction?
     
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  18. Samphin

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    Scantily clad women...I think I can make that happen.

    As for the flag, I found it at a store called Sports Fever. They have all kinds of weird and oddball sports crap like that. Not sure of they are a national chain or not, but they have a ton of Dolphins stuff for fans like me who are on the other coast.

    As for the format, the drinking is relatively tame this year with regards to quantity. The strength of the drinks, however...yowza. Anyway, I'm planning on posting this weekly once the regular season gets started and pretty much exclusively here.

    See? Who says I don't do anything for the site anymore? I am pickling my liver FOR YOU. And if all works out...I may have a few surprises lined up throughout the season. :shifty:
     
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  19. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Awesome, finally someone gets un-lazy and posts something worth a **** around here.
     
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  20. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Riveting adult drama, look forward to it, kinda reminds me if the new Comedy Central show "drunk history" except you'll be splaining sports.
     
  21. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    More or less. The plan is to talk about the opponent, maybe touch on any developments from the week before, then drink a drink that is local to the opponent (Cleveland, New England, etc.). If I can stomach it, then we win. If I can't...we lose. I figure that people always tell you to trust your gut...so why not do exactly that?

    For the home games against the AFC East, I will be doing Miami based drinks...so drinking heroin mixed with Cuban swear words, or something.
     
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  22. SICK

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    Section should shave his guito chest hair, ash some of his cigar and mix it with Tim Duncans tears and you take a shot of it.
     
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    Went and found sportsfevercal.com ...

    the flag is not there :(
     
  24. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Anlgp,

    Not sure. I found it in store. If I come across another one, I may swoop it and raffle it off during one of the webisodes. :shifty:
     
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  25. anlgp

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    I wonder when they will be sent out to the rest of the nation
     
  26. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    When you say raffle it off, you mean have a big drawing, and really just send it to one of your friends right........right..... *elbow nudge*
     
  27. anlgp

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    OVER MY DEAD BODY
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    ...I could just wait some time and get one eventually, but it's my money, and I need it now...
     
  28. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    $$$
     
  29. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    So much potential here....looking forward to this Sam.
     
  30. MikeHoncho

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    Hey was that a shot at Sick's radio show?

    Wait, oops.

    Sent from my phone using Fapatalk 2
     
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  31. 54Fins

    54Fins "In Gase we trust"

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    over there
    You're still a crazy bastard. :lol:
     
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  32. MikeHoncho

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    That sir, was a goddamned work of art.

    [​IMG]
     
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  33. padre31

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    Or burn it after a particularly bad loss.
     
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  34. Bpk

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    I am looking forward to these. If they take off, you could start getting drunk and shooting these for every team, every game. Then expand into other sports, every MLB game for every team, for instance.

    Pace yourself.
     
  35. btfu149

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    This is amazing, I would try doing this if I were good with technology. Make sure to take a shot of Kracken rum after every Wake sack!
     

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