Did you bang her? Otherwise, will you really ever get her out of your head? Hmmmmmmmmm Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Remember the days where you would visit a porn site you would get pop up ads and you could never get rid of it. Man Internet came a long way. No more pop up on any sites. Remember dial up? Kids these days will never understand that sound. It's crazy. Things I think about at work Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
I hate getting older. I am not starting to have to pee during the night. I'm to lazy sometimes to get up. Maybe i drink to much before bed. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
You change the Heat game to the highlights of the 2013 spelling bee for one second and everyone at the bar hates you.
You're not even a person until you hit 25. The day after your 25th birthday, you'll wake up with some minor pains even if you did nothing out of the ordinary that day. That will happen almost every day for the rest of your life and every year the pains get worse.
Wife said she wants to "snuggle" on the couch tonight.....but its that time of the month, so I will get nothing out of it. I slammed the door on that **** quickly. Nice try....
Hell yeah!!! Power to the husbands!!!!!! No one believes you won't be spooning on the couch watching the Notebook tonight, then jerking off after she goes to sleep #marriedfridaynight.
You gotta learn to turn that stuff around when it's that time of the month. I usually guilt my wife into giving me something, not my fault Aunt Flo is visiting. And yes...I'm going to hell.
My wife stopped blowing me start to finish except for my birthday, years ago. Everybody loves Raymond became so funny once I put a ring on my finger.
It IS movie night. And I already jerked it on lunch. Good call though. You're def married too. #StayStrongStayUnited
Bob Evans.....? (Lol cashinfist) Seriously. She sucks me before sex to get the party started. But that's it.
we don't live by the married stereotype. It was hard when both our kids were really young, but now we have a great sex life at 40+ (she's <40). Had sex twice today already. The flip side is she passed out last night at 8:30 because she was tired and I got nothing after coming back from being in Montreal for 3 days.
Just watched 3 game of thrones episodes, its 5am and I can't sleep. Almost done with Season 2, want to try and sleep instead of watching another. Would post this in the GOT thread but I want to avoid spoilers at all possible
Yup. As a child someone once told him it was mayo. He's believed it ever since. Sick still laughs when he see someone actually buying mayo at the grocery store. "Idiots," he thinks to himself.
You ever been so drunk that you aren't sure you will wake up..... Well I'm awake. It was that last bong hit after a night of heavy alcohol consumption that sent my brain into WTF mode. I couldn't move last night. Passed out with my head in my hands sitting and woke up on the floor. Good times.
Funny thing about that. I've had more mouth hugs in the month since all the stuff went down then I got in the two year previous.......makes you wonder.......
You know you've had a good night when you pass out on the bathroom floor. Bonus points if you wake up naked and you arent sure at what point you took your clothes off.