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An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Oct 28, 2012.

  1. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    C'mon...can you really "know" someone, just by their wanted poster?
     
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  2. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I'm hotter
     
  3. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    That doesn't sound too flattering to be honest. lol
     
  4. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Yeah. "Put the pipe down, and step away slowly!!!"
     
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  5. Fin D

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    ...and my dick. All 3 merged together and you get Travis.
     
  6. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    so a short, stubby, crooked drama queen?
     
  7. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    ....plus whatever Jesse Pinkman & Ed Norton bring to the table.
     
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  8. Fin D

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    You forgot, "vein-y".
     
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  9. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    Meth, skinny jeans, and alleged priest molestation.

    ***** :lol:
     
  10. Fin D

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    Obviously, you've never been to Bob Evans.
     
  11. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Add in a small town wannabe casanova and it's a regular sausage fest on ThePhins tonight.

    Toss in a Bob Evans and some skinny jeans and here we are..
     
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  12. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    47 of his cousins, 13 aunts, both sisters, and his uncle Wilma would disagree.
     
  13. RickyBobby

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    A position men with a smaller ***** use to get deep.

    Which makes this all the more revealing considering cif said she was on top?

    **men are on top in the figure 8
     
  14. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    Def sensing some Natty Ice from both characters as well.
     
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  15. Firesole

    Firesole Season Ticket Holder

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    LOL @ Aqua trying to hijack this thread with a looks contest.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  16. padre31

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    It's the greek symbol for eternity!

    AquaGuy:

    [​IMG]

    Sorry Bro, that is what comes up on a google image search which referenced your FB page..not sure what to make of it...
     
  17. ToddPhin

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    CiF, our resident Westerginian minion.
     
  18. padre31

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    Natty Ice w/a Grape Bootlegger bottle chaser

    Sheesh man..this thread went from "epic" to "nearly immortal"

    Ain't no one covering themselves in glory on this one.
     
  19. ToddPhin

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    I think that guy behind Trav is trying to pull his elbow into his goods.
     
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  20. Ohio Fanatic

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    I guess it's too complimicated for you?
     
  21. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Blue Moon. I'm high maintenance.
     
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  22. Ohio Fanatic

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    comments like that CiF. if you're going to make up a story, at least keep in within reach of the realm of possibilities.
    -first, you're clearly not in good enough shape to go for more than 20 minutes, even with a couple of lunch breaks thrown in
    -not even Helen Keller is going to let you go for that long.
    -now we have to start questioning whether you've ever actually been with a woman that wasn't introduced to you at the family reunion.
     
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  23. CashInFist

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    [​IMG]
     
  24. padre31

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    Dude, Blue Moon is a faux micro brew that Budweiser bought out long ago, changed how they did things at the fmr company, and now is like the Saruman of micro brews, or even small batch brews.

    They were great..once.

    My town has goodness, 18 small to medium breweries and a couple of sake distilleries, a couple of cider breweries and one rum distillery. Order a Blue Moon here the hipsters will run you out of the bar to the tunes of an original copy of a Beatles album on vinyl.

    Literally no one drinks national brands here, save for maybe PBR's or as a chaser to a shot.
     
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  25. padre31

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    Dude, Blue Moon is a faux micro brew that Budweiser bought out long ago, changed how they did things at the fmr company, and now is like the Saruman of micro brews, or even small batch brews.

    They were great..once.

    My town has goodness, 18 small to medium breweries and a couple of sake distilleries, a couple of cider breweries and one rum distillery. Order a Blue Moon here the hipsters will run you out of the bar to the tunes of an original copy of a Beatles album on vinyl.

    Literally no one drinks national brands here, save for maybe PBR's or as a chaser to a shot.
     
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  26. Ohio Fanatic

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    yeah, blue moon is a joke. living in Boston, I can say Samuel Adams is a joke too. people still drink it here, but it's awful compared to actually good beer. some of the seasonal Sam Adams' are drinkable, but not the main brand.
     
  27. ToddPhin

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    yeah, Sam Adams is like the Budweiser of craft beers and not what their commercials make them out to be IMO.
     
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  28. ToddPhin

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    This is the thread that keeps on givin'...... kinda like the Jelly of the Month Club.
     
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  29. CashInFist

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    My Super Tan body, LOL'D.
     
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  30. padre31

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    I still like Patriot Ale, but have not bought any in years, their quality got so spotty I don't really bother with it anymore.
     
  31. slickj101

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    I'll still drink Blue Moon at times due to a lack of options. Hogarden (sp) Is a really good Belgian beer but hard to find for a reasonable price.

    I've never liked any kind of Sam Adams.
     
  32. Pagan

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    Well I learned one thing this morning...this thread has gone full ******. :p

    Saturday night and a bunch of you are on a message board making fun of a West Virginia wannabe lothario (which is the equivalent of being the most powerful football team in Alaska) who's on a message board on a Saturday night bragging about his imaginary sex life while showing creepy photos of himself and the Walmart employee he's stalking instead of actually being out getting laid.

    Staggering.
     
  33. padre31

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    This from the backup singer for Striper, I'll take that as a compliment..:lol:
     
  34. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Hey!!!

    A. Stryper
    B. The day a Pagan sings for the God Squad we know the apocalypse is upon us.
    C. I was out Saturday night in the company of those of the opposite gender. :p
     
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  35. Nappy Roots

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    Is that called being a player? Girl saying she wants the D and your reply is your meant to be? lol

    Your response should of been, where the **** are you im on my way.
     
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  36. SICK

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    this is like jerry springer on a message board.
     
  37. RickyBobby

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    But that's all could think about.
     
  38. padre31

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    Nah, you tell them to get themselves to your place, don't go chasing.
     
  39. Fin D

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    Unless you're as old as he is, and still live with your mother.

    An accusation, Cletus Disco has yet to refute, btw.
     
  40. Ohio Fanatic

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    hmm. my guess is CiF actually lives with his brother who is actually dating the "prize" cousin of the family, forcing CiF to look outside the family tree to the Walmart special.
     

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