An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Getting a 40 year old to agree to bang really isnt much of an accomplishment to brag about IMO


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Wow, you clean up well! Does your girl think you're all woman?

 

You believed that?

 

So some other man bought her a big diamond ring because her son was born in April? lulz

 

Wait till she lifts her head and proudly displays her mustache.

 

No paper sack needed.

 

You look like a real life Grand Theft Auto Character.....

 

It's Don Johnson meets John Daly.
















just messin' with ya, Cash.

 

Is this for real? I've not looked at this thread but morbid curiosity finally got the better of me.

Cash, are you REALLY putting your personal business out there for EVERYONE to see?
Putting unsuspecting pictures of a girl you're TRYING to hook up with on the net?

Are you REALLY doing this...or is this just some prank for laughs and giggles?

 

No....f'n.....way

 

I'd like to see the rest of the text to see what other corny lines you're using.

 

I don't think Sheri would appreciate you telling everyone that she has a c0ck.

 

She's talking hardcore and CiC is all hearts and flowers. That settles this:

- The 18 yr old was the first girl to show interest in him. He didn't hit it.
- This chick got drunk one night and being a 40 yr old divorcee just wanted to eff. So she took CiC's virginity and like all when all guys get laid for the first time, he thinks he's in love.
- If he keeps going with the lovey dovey crap, he'll be in the rare group of guys who get thrown into the friendzone AFTER sex.

 

"Your brother ain't got sh-t on me baby!" ?

 

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Oh damn, he wants to **** FinD now!


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Hahahah this conversation screams convict hoping for parole/prison penpals


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Its hilarious that's the part you took exception with. I guess the rest is spot on.

 

Dude, don't be a dick.................................. And I've been searching for you for so long.

 

And wtf is a Figure 8?

 

The alternative to 69 when you can't count that high?

 

Read it again knowing Sheri is CiF's street name.

 

I will wait for you. You're all I've thought about.

 

She should give you a figure 8 face ride next and hopefully f*** your other head completely off your body.

 

I think she was just giving him a quote.

 

So you almost lasted the full 8 seconds?

 

Ok, so with that and women, that makes 2 things you won't do.

 

You should've done our country a favor and gone another 5 hours till you reached Toronto.