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An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Oct 28, 2012.

  1. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Drummer for Cannibal Corpse, right? :p
     
  2. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    I can smell the tobacco spittoon from here.
     
  3. Jimmy James

    Jimmy James Ron Swanson

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    You misspelled "Coke can"
     
  4. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    *Natty Ice can
     
  5. Jimmy James

    Jimmy James Ron Swanson

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    I think the West Virginia option is PBR
     
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  6. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    Idk I know Natty Ice is real popular w the trashcar crowd.
     
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  7. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    So instead of regular urine, it is bacteria infested urine?
     
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  8. Jimmy James

    Jimmy James Ron Swanson

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    If you're not from the mountains...figure out what hipsters do. If it's dirty, it's likely that hillbillies are the inspiration.
     
  9. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    All you haters are jealous. I AM banging your girlfriend..
     
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  10. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Right now....
     
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  11. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Speaking of the 80's, If you were in the bar/club scene and you weren't getting 3-5 new and fun ***** then:

    A. You were gay

    Or

    B. You were gay

    Didn't matter if you were in a band or not.

    The 80's were a special time before AIDS was an issue.

    If you didn't get laid at-least as many times I used "were" in any given week then you stayed at home wondering why you weren't gettin any.

    I'm talking about beautiful and fit women.
     
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  12. WhiteIbanez

    WhiteIbanez Megamediocremaniacal

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    True but I escaped the mullet. Snorting drugs. Playing music always.
    All that mattered was a gig and bringing the bar back to to your house. Finding snatch....
     
  13. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Its probably not consenual.
     
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  14. RickyBobby

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    cocaine is a helluva drug
     
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  15. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    that's funny, I'm dating your sister.
     
  16. Jimmy James

    Jimmy James Ron Swanson

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    He knows.

    HE KNOWS.

    (and he thinks it's hotter that way)
     
  17. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    LOL. You'd figure after 25 years of playing "this is our little secret" he'd be tired of her.
     
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  18. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    You mean she got out.
     
  19. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Only child. :-P
     
  20. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    yea i would have stopped too.

    :tongue2:
     
  21. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Nice. Lol
     
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  22. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  23. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Smiling! Lol
     
  24. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    18 year old girls like you because you can buy them alcohol and you remind them of daddy.
     
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  25. PSG

    PSG Clear Eyes. Full Hearts.

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    If it wasn't for CashInFist, I'd think I was the dumbest guy in North America.
     
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  26. PSG

    PSG Clear Eyes. Full Hearts.

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    Survey says......Number 1 answer!
     
  27. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Damn! That hurt! :)
     
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  28. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    that's a smile? that looks more like my "smirking waiting for my wife to get a wift of my gas" smile.
     
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  29. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Are you afraid to show us your tooth if you smile like a normal human?
     
  30. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    No, he just has to put it in first.
     
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  31. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Now that is a bit better, you aren't squinting into the camera

    But still, do better Bro, have a friend take it for you
     
  32. PSG

    PSG Clear Eyes. Full Hearts.

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    Just sayin, bro. You are 40. She is 18. Just let that marinate in your head for a minute.
     
  33. RickyBobby

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    This guy...
     
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  34. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    if it wasn't for cashinfist, I'd think you were the dumbest guy in ................. oh wait you said that already.
     
  35. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    So the only thing I can take from this thread is that in West Virginia naive 18 year old Piggly Wiggly cashiers are attracted to Larry The Cable Guy lookalikes.
     
  36. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Proof that most stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.....
     
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  37. Mainge

    Mainge Season Ticket Holder

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    Holy ****, this thread is still going on?
     
  38. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    This thread is like the chlamydia that CiC's gunch gave him, if left untreated it does not go away.

    ***Note*** I define gunch as the following: Go to a trailer park and line up all the women that live there. Pick the "prettiest one". The gunch would be her sister. You know, that trashy bitter ***** whose hair is always wet for some reason.
     
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  39. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    There it is...he has none.

    He cant even get a random Asian passerby to take his picture.
     
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  40. Tone_E

    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I must say, CiF has been a good sport and I am not sure I can say that everyone who is posting negativity towards him in this thread would be able to take it in stride like CiF. Not sure I can. :) Ultimately, he is a confident and self assured guy, and regardless of anything else, that attracts women of all ages. CiF, enjoy your life man. Although it is kind of a big age difference, and guys with an 18 yr old daughter can probably relate more than I can, I'd say just go for it. She obviously wants one thing. If not from you, from someone else. So why should you have a guilty conscience as if you are dousing her with chloroform? Just live with no regrets. By that I mean cover up. :)
     
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