If you're not from the mountains...figure out what hipsters do. If it's dirty, it's likely that hillbillies are the inspiration.
Speaking of the 80's, If you were in the bar/club scene and you weren't getting 3-5 new and fun ***** then: A. You were gay Or B. You were gay Didn't matter if you were in a band or not. The 80's were a special time before AIDS was an issue. If you didn't get laid at-least as many times I used "were" in any given week then you stayed at home wondering why you weren't gettin any. I'm talking about beautiful and fit women.
True but I escaped the mullet. Snorting drugs. Playing music always. All that mattered was a gig and bringing the bar back to to your house. Finding snatch....
that's a smile? that looks more like my "smirking waiting for my wife to get a wift of my gas" smile.
Now that is a bit better, you aren't squinting into the camera But still, do better Bro, have a friend take it for you
if it wasn't for cashinfist, I'd think you were the dumbest guy in ................. oh wait you said that already.
So the only thing I can take from this thread is that in West Virginia naive 18 year old Piggly Wiggly cashiers are attracted to Larry The Cable Guy lookalikes.
This thread is like the chlamydia that CiC's gunch gave him, if left untreated it does not go away. ***Note*** I define gunch as the following: Go to a trailer park and line up all the women that live there. Pick the "prettiest one". The gunch would be her sister. You know, that trashy bitter ***** whose hair is always wet for some reason.
I must say, CiF has been a good sport and I am not sure I can say that everyone who is posting negativity towards him in this thread would be able to take it in stride like CiF. Not sure I can. Ultimately, he is a confident and self assured guy, and regardless of anything else, that attracts women of all ages. CiF, enjoy your life man. Although it is kind of a big age difference, and guys with an 18 yr old daughter can probably relate more than I can, I'd say just go for it. She obviously wants one thing. If not from you, from someone else. So why should you have a guilty conscience as if you are dousing her with chloroform? Just live with no regrets. By that I mean cover up.