I assume you mean about my female situation and not my fur-lined boxer briefs. I put an end to the chatting with the chick but my wife got a hold of my phone and read a bunch of texts.....I know, stupid of me for not deleting them. I usually do. Lets say things are bit dicey right now....
Awww damn. Well you shoulda just banged her since the wife is gonna never believe you didnt now! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
I hope you didnt end it harshly with the other chick......you might be sleeping on her couch soon. And by couch I mean balls deep in her poo nanieeeeeeee
she should bang other dudes because you gave her a reason to find something in your phone (it goes both ways bro)
No Im not that stupid. And when I said put an end to it, I more meant we decided to take a break for a bit.
If you send her to Colorado, I'll be glad to bang her for you....lol. Not your wife though, I don't mess with married women.
Somedays I look forward to the latter, but don't take it wrong, I'm not going to hurt myself. I have 3 great dogs, Spook, Storme and Pebbles that I love more than anything.
I used to love the NFL, car racing and I was very busy with soccer. Great life when I was involved in soccer. That's a whole different story, but now I'm just focused on golf. Always played golf, but now that's my main hobby. Today's NFL is boring and not very enjoyable to watch. I actually skipped this past Super Bowl, haven't missed a SB in 35+ years.
You really should have just said you wanted to spice things up in the bed room with a threesome... you're already down in the count, may as well go for the home run swing.
Maybe it's just the sicko in me, but I'm kinda hoping she does, and then creates an account and starts posting in this thread. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Not too mention we have waited a long time to field a consistent winner in Miami, so you should Atleast stick around another 7-8 years to enjoy our rise back to greatness.
JUST make sure u tell your wife you wanted her involved too. She might think you wanted one with that girl and one of her other boyfriends
Well, if we see posts from a new poster named pigskingal or IjustcutPSG'snutsoff, we know I'm screwed.
Isnt that how most pornos start? *doorbell rings* Guy: Package delivery Girl: I didnt order any package...... [video=youtube;7TrZFxhrPUI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrZFxhrPUI[/video]
You know, Miami has the Dolphins. Probably the greatest football team! They do take the ball goal to goal like no one I ever seen. Whether its in the air or on the ground, they always seem to be in control! And when you say Miami, I always think, Super Bowl!
Taking Dad to the airport tomorrow. He's moving back to Russia. Sister and her boyfriend moving to Seattle in a month. It's mom and I...and the reason I'm sticking around is because I promised i'll pay half her bills untill she graduates from nursing school. Looking for a Police job in the state of Florida, meanwhile.
You already FDLE certified? Or just looking in to? That's cool. Couple of big cities. You know exactly which department he worked for in MIA?