An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

You look like the uni-bomber!

Remember what the doormouse said, feed your head!

 

Yes, really.

You have the hairline of a 50 year old Irish man, translucent eyebrows, the over-sized jaw structure of Chad Henne, and an angry-******ed guy glare that looks a step less intense than Jared Lee Loughner.

 

What'd you call that facial expression? Constipated rapist?

 

Of sheep?

 

Sooooooooooooo....have the police found that 18 year old's remains yet?

 

Damn, you know you're not playing around when you use Chad Henne as a comparison.

 

lol I didn't even say anything about your appearance.

The look on your face however suggests that the masturbating dog killer is on the loose again.

 

Wait...he only kills dogs that are masturbating?

 

He kills the owners but at least the dogs are happy!

 

This thread needs to be added to the Trophy Case.

 

Uhm, normally when I see I pic like that the local news is speaking of a bank robber..



My pic

Watch it..evilllll

 

Do you even lift bro

 

I see you got your Instant Woman Repellent around your neck...

 

I got nothing.

 

"..always with the negative waves man, always with the negative waves.."

Ah, Kelly's Hero's

Eh, I've turned down young girls #'s (not 19 think 22ish) b/c the apparent drama was just to great to contemplate.

"oh..I have all of these problems..."

Uhm..no, no thanks, not just DTF so the pain to do that is just not worth it no matter how good she looks. I'll leave that 9 acres of hell for the guys who are willing to put up with it.

 

3...2...1...

 

This makes me sad that I'm even in WV right now.

 

He really does have the "I haven't **** in weeks" look in all his pictures.

 

What is sticking out of your head?

You should get that looked at.

I'm thinking once its removed you will become normal again.

 

Look at the chicks in the background laughing at him because they caught him taking a selfie.

 

No man, take a look, the one with shades is taking a picture of him taking a picture of himself, it's a weird WVa vortex of infinite smallness of digital images.

 

This post makes me think that you've smoked too much "plant".

 

With every new photo, the prosecution's case gets stronger.

 

Does she clean your house and cook for you in the nude after you knew her for 1/2 hour?

 

The old people at Bob Evans tell you that?

Seriously dude...you're either legally ******ed or trolling. If it's the former your 18 yr old girl is as equally, if not more so, ******ed. I mean, who the hell, at 40, brags about an 18 yr old bank teller who said "yes" to an offer of a date at Bob Evans with a ******ed, delusional, sicko? She's got to be uglier than you...and that, my insane friend, is no easy feat!

If you're trolling...good job...you got this to 19 pages...

 

Reassuringly complimenting yourself while approaching the playground doesn't count.

 

Two questions:

1) do you have tennis elbow?
2) do you roll up your sleeves all the time, or just for pictures?