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APRIL FOOLS... *** Breaking news Winston signs 1 year deal w/Dolphins *****

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  1. Perfectville_USA

    Perfectville_USA Mr Perfect

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    Eric Winston | Tackle


    Eric Winston - T - Dolphins
    Dolphins agreed to terms with OT Eric Winston, formerly of the Chiefs, on a one-year contract.


    Latest News

    Per the Miami Herald, free agent RT Eric Winston has agreed to sign with the Miami Dolphins.
    Beat writer Armando Salguero says the Dolphins got Winston to agree to a one year deal late sunday night.

    April 1st - 00:32 PM
    Source: Miami Herald

     
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  2. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Sweet!
     
  3. Rouk

    Rouk Well-Known Member

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    hmm the draft just got pretty interesting
     
  4. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    That ******* Armando better not be pulling an April Fools Day prank on us.
     
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  5. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    *** Breaking news Winston signs 1 year deal w/Dolphins *****

    I like this a lot. The notion of starting Martin and a rookie at tackle with little vet experience in the mix scared me. I'll tell you though, if all these 1 year vet signings do hit for Ireland, he will have his hands full keeping the band together in 2014. Lets hope.
     
  6. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    This story doesn't check out, IMO.
     
  7. Rouk

    Rouk Well-Known Member

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    ahh your right I didn't even think about that would be a **** face move if true
     
  8. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Or we will get a comp pick or two down the road.
     
  9. surferosa

    surferosa Balance and Vision

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    April Fools?
     
  10. Not So Fast

    Not So Fast Well-Known Member

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    Probably
     
  11. gilv13

    gilv13 Well-Known Member

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    Kudos on the April Fools joke.
     
  12. Hurricane

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  13. MAFishFan

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    <shaking fist>
     
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  14. CaribPhin

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    With Glazer, Mortensen, Schefter, LaCanfora, Volin, Hyde, and my *** available, I don't see how Armando can be the first to break this.
     
  15. djphinfan

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    Cool bones on the one year deal, can't wait to see what's going on with this cat and why teams keep getting rid of him..

    The U in the house.

    Wow, what an active offseason...

    Not sure if this changes anything draft wise.
     
  16. Sethdaddy8

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    *** Breaking news Winston signs 1 year deal w/Dolphins *****

    In the grand scheme of things, this would be the lamest April Fools joke. Why annoy a fan base by jokingly reporting that a decent vet tackle signed.
     
  17. Rouk

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    I always go to your *** for my dolphins news
     
  18. djphinfan

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    Did I fall for the banana in the tail pipe.?
     
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  19. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I agree, it would be distasteful,,and just dumb..
     
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  20. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    I don't see a thing on Rotoworld, Twitter, or anything... I'm guessing it's a bunch of BS.
     
  21. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Following the links should show that it's a prank. The final link to the Herald doesn't mention anything about a deal, just the interest.
     
  22. pocoloco

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    Nothing on the wire to suggest this is legit.

    See you on Tuesday. NOTHING is to be gained by signing in April 1st
     
  23. TotoreMexico

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    April fools'?

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  24. Perfectville_USA

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  25. Starry31

    Starry31 Phins and Heels.

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    My friend is a Buccaneers fan and got really excited about the Revis trade talk, thought about messaging him today and saying "grats on getting Revis" but I'm not quite that evil.
     
  26. Not So Fast

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    Do it. Both of you will laugh about it later.
     
  27. Perfectville_USA

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    Sorry guys, I could not resist.
     
  28. seabass0795

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    And so April 1st begins...
     
  29. Sethdaddy8

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    *** Breaking news Winston signs 1 year deal w/Dolphins *****

    This is almost the equivalent of me going to my wife, "hey honey, I folded your laundry for you....just kidding April fools." It will mildly agitate her, and little else. It's too insignificant to even be an April fool prank option.
     
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  30. Sethdaddy8

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    *** Breaking news Winston signs 1 year deal w/Dolphins *****

    And yet, it is...
     
  31. bigbucks24

    bigbucks24 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Does this board put up with stupid **** like this?
     
  32. Perfectville_USA

    Perfectville_USA Mr Perfect

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    Calm down, I had it up for an hour. It's April fools day and no one was hurt. If I offended ANYONE? I apoligize for my prank.
     
  33. Anonymous

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    This was a very bad idea. I hate you. Get out.
     
  34. Two Tacos

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    Re: *** Breaking news Winston signs 1 year deal w/Dolphins *****

    Lame and not funny. 1 out of 10 on the april fools joke scale.

    Sent from my SGH-T959V using Tapatalk 2
     
  35. bigbucks24

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    Most boards I frequent hand out some kind of temporary ban for posting false information - even as an April Fools prank. For your sake, I hope this board is a little more lenient. I think you are a good poster. I just happen to think making up some false information and posting it is childish. But that's just me.
     
  36. unifiedtheory

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    **** off.
     
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  37. Hurricane

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    I think that the mods should make him change his user name and avatar to "Rob Schneider" for failing miserably at trying to be funny.

    .... I suggest this for the picture:

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  38. Mainge

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    :no:
     
  39. Paul 13

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    thread closed. I was mildly amused. Not really. Going to be a long day for us mods :pity:
     
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