Post your proposed titles for Star Wars Episode VII here. Make them either as genuine or comical as you'd like. (TDK's had a BAD day and needs a laugh) Star Wars Episode VII The Geritol Wars
The It Doesn't Matter What Title is Your Going To Buy A Ticket Anyway Just To See and Hear The Opening Credits In the Theater One More Time, Oh and Jedi. Sent from my SGH-T959V using Tapatalk 2
Star Wars Episode VII The Princess Peril Victorious over evil, Luke and Leia go on a trip to Orlando, Florida. They discover a new source of chaos in the world: Princesses. At a very different city called World of Disney or something, they meet these dastardly damsels. Cindarella, the leader of the princess gang, has the children of this Orlando enthralled in a way even Vader could not manage. Using something called merchandising, she has firmly implanted herself into the hearts and minds of the little tikes and into the wallets of their unfortunate parents...
Star Wars Episode VII: We got all those ****ty actors(eexcept Harisson Ford) back and they are in their late 80s!