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Star Wars, Episode VII Titles

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by The_Dark_Knight, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    Post your proposed titles for Star Wars Episode VII here. Make them either as genuine or comical as you'd like. (TDK's had a BAD day and needs a laugh)

    Star Wars Episode VII
    The Geritol Wars
     
  2. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    The Jedi Cash Grab
    The Force isn't Strong With This One
     
  3. Tone_E

    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Star Wars VII
    Luke meets Cloud and Tifa
     
  4. Two Tacos

    Two Tacos Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    The It Doesn't Matter What Title is Your Going To Buy A Ticket Anyway Just To See and Hear The Opening Credits In the Theater One More Time, Oh and Jedi.

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  5. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    A new beginning
     
  6. 305

    305 Brawndo Club Member

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    Get off my lawn.
    Two Jedis, One Cup
     
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  7. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    One Jedi, One Jar
     
  8. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    I'll give 15 bonus points if you can type out the opening narrative to your title! :up:
     
  9. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Star Wars Episode VII: IF you wish upon a star wars
     
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  10. Zippy

    Zippy The Man in Black. Club Member

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    Star Wars Episode VII
    The Jets Suck
     
  11. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Star Wars episode VII: Voyage to Space Mountain

    Star Wars: No more Jar Jar.....we promise
     
  12. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent Fighter of the Nightman

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    Star Wars Ep. VII - We tried getting Christopher Nolan... We swear!
     
  13. Jimmy James

    Jimmy James Ron Swanson

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    Star Wars
    Episode VII
    The Princess Peril

    Victorious over evil, Luke and Leia go on a trip to Orlando,
    Florida. They discover a new source of chaos in the world:
    Princesses. At a very different city called World of Disney
    or something, they meet these dastardly damsels.

    Cindarella, the leader of the princess gang, has the children
    of this Orlando enthralled in a way even Vader could not
    manage. Using something called merchandising, she has
    firmly implanted herself into the hearts and minds of the
    little tikes and into the wallets of their unfortunate parents...
     
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  14. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Walt Disney's Star Wars Episode VII
     
  15. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Star Wars 7: Episode Toy Story 4
     
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  16. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    Star Wars VII: **** again?
     
  17. Jimmy James

    Jimmy James Ron Swanson

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    Fixed for 2013.
     
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  18. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Star Wars VII Yoda Lay He Who
     
  19. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Star Wars Episode VII: We got all those ****ty actors(eexcept Harisson Ford) back and they are in their late 80s!
     

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