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The Official Jeff Ireland is a GENIUS Thread

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Section126, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    He plays us douchebags in the media into spreading all these rumors about Mike Wallace being a done deal, creating this cloud of inevitability..probably scaring away suitors with tales of giant contract offers....

    He gets him on lite early figures and the original reported 65 for 5.

    All the while..everybody is sniffing around Wallace.....

    He sneaks into the world champs lockeroom and takes away one of the best up and coming defensive talents in the NFL!

    GENIUS!

    Although..HE'S GETTING THEM ALL!!!!! AT TOP DOLLAR!!!! SPENDING EVERY DIME!

    Nice Job Jeffy.
     
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  2. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Cook is next!!!!!!
     
  3. byroan

    byroan Giggity Staff Member Administrator Luxury Box

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    Let's cap it off with Jared Cook.
     
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  4. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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  5. Sumlit

    Sumlit Well-Known Member

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    Riley probably died today, and his ghost possessed Ireland's Body.
     
  6. invid

    invid Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    We're signing Revis to a 17 year, 300 million dollar contract right now!
     
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  7. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    or pull another misdirection and get Keller instead of Cook. either way, we'll be excited.
     
  8. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    You bite your ****ing tongue !
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Is this a sarcastic post, Section?
     
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  10. Sippi

    Sippi Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Wallace was mighty expensive for my taste but the Ellerbe signing? Wow! Big props to Ireland for that one.
     
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  11. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    im dying
     
  12. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    HE GOT EM ALL!!!! (not exactly discounted tho)
     
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  13. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    Shaping up to be is best off-season yet. Just get Cook and a CB.
     
  14. Desides

    Desides Well-Known Member

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    This thread is two cornerbacks, a tight end, and a pass rusher too soon. But his arrow is starting to point up.
     
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  15. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    i'm also not sure...but i fist pumped anyways...:lol:
     
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  16. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    no. I am impressed. Ireland is getting his guys. GOOD GUYS.
     
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  17. SuperMarksBros.

    SuperMarksBros. Active Member

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    I would LOVE this.
     
  18. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    I'd think quite a few arrows around here are starting to point up.
     
  19. oakelmpine

    oakelmpine New Member

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    Still that's an upgrade over Fasano
     
  20. Sumlit

    Sumlit Well-Known Member

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    If Ireland can tie this with a good draft this year, and Tannehill and Miller continued improvement, dude is going to change his perception 180 degrees.
     
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  21. 54Fins

    54Fins "In Gase we trust"

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    over there
    STILL not Official
     
  22. oakelmpine

    oakelmpine New Member

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    Well we've been waiting years now. I am still holding back a little. Just last year the Marlins went for broke, and now their owner says he's broke and the team flopped. I am hoping this works out, we've waited for this for so long, to have a team we can really be proud of.
     
  23. Conuficus

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    Holy ****. I went to get dinner and look what happened.

    Damn what a haul. If we do this Ireland has done well. He realized he screwed up before and has made good. Think to when we heard reports of him smiling talking about picks and money.

    Holy ****. Clemons, Ellerbe and Wallace? That's a haul son.
     
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  24. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I wonder if we draft a tackle at #12 and just add a Te in Fa.

    As for the Ireland moves, so far, so good, he also made the right call on the Cb mkt, so far only Greg Toler has signed anywhere afaik.
     
  25. DearbornDolfan

    DearbornDolfan Active Member

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    He has the groceries, now he just has to Cook them.
     
  26. KB21

    KB21 Almost Never Wrong Club Member

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    Best offseason since the team spent big in the 1995 offseason. Oh, wait.
     
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  27. schmolioot

    schmolioot Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I'm not quite ready to go to genius level yet, but Ireland certainly deserves praise today.

    He played poker with the NFL for the first time and won with ellerbee.

    El Jeffe may become a term of endearment yet.
     
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  28. brandon27

    brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Exactly!

    We've still got lots of holes. He's burning cash left and right I'm sure. Wallace didnt come cheap. If he can nab Cook or Keller, and a CB, I'd feel better.

    We've still got lots of work to do round here. especially with the draft coming up
     
  29. Disgustipate

    Disgustipate Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Spending a bunch of money for players with big name recognition isn't genius. Might not inherently be disastrous, but that's more likely than genius.
     
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  30. NJFINSFAN1

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    Rotoworld:



    CBS' Jason La Canfora "continues to hear" the Dolphins will sign free agent Jared Cook.
    As does The Sideline View's Adam Caplan. Per La Canfora, "other GMs believe" Cook is Miami-bound.
     
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  31. 17isOurSavior

    17isOurSavior New Member

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    money aint a thang
     
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  32. KB21

    KB21 Almost Never Wrong Club Member

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    Are you a US Senator or Representative? Because they think the same way.
     
  33. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Ellerbe and Cook are far from "big name recognition."
     
  34. Phinastic

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    After cook, I would like nothing more than a cornerback. We need that.
     
  35. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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  36. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Scale of 1-10, How mad will KB and Stringer be if we sign Cook???
     
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  37. oakelmpine

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    I think all of this makes it probably LIKELY we draft an OLineman in the 1st, to replace Long.
     
  38. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    actually..best one since 2008. oh..wait. did they go 11-5?
     
  39. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    KB already at a 15.
     
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  40. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    I hope Lebtatrd goes on a rant tommorow.
    COOK!
    WALLACE!
    ELLERBE!

    WE GOT'EM ALL!
     
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