I'm an old man, and I get up at 4:30 in the morning. Peeing standing up would get me kicked out of the house for missing everywhere when I'm half asleep. As far as TD celebrations, I'm thinking the Ace Ventura "asshola-mia" skit w/Tone-Loc would be appropriate.
By the way many of the kids on here probably have no idea what you mean about the hankies......it's been so long since we did that. If I were Mike Dee it would be one of the 1st things I would bring back. We did that before they did Terrible Towels in Pittsburgh....it's where they got the idea for God's sake.
When we get back to the point where everyone in the stadium knows what's going to happen next, but the other team still can't stop it, we'll deserve the hankies and the banjo song.
It's a funny thing, the word "respect". Because it's misplaced. You disagree with the way someone celebrates? You want them to be quiet and sit down? That's fine. But to act like their agreeing with you is anything more than simply that - a disagreement - and to give it a ranking on a scale... it upsets me. How would you feel if someone saw you working hard, putting food on your table, while being an honest guy, and said "Yeah but he's a "Profession X" so I can't really respect that"? Same logic, to me.
