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Tom "I'll sling this rock all over your ***" Brady!

Discussion in 'Trades' started by UCF FINatic, Feb 8, 2013.

  1. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    While he isn't sucking on Gisele's t*ts he making cornerbacks look like that Trix rabbit chasing WRs instead of cereal. I know, deep down in your soul you hate Tom Brady. You hate how good he is. You hate how he punks the Dolphins. The smug *** look he always has on his face. The sexy hair he can grow. I hate him, you hate him, we all hate him... because he is so uncannily good (I mean come on how much of us hate Mark "I'm a tattoo on Rex Ryan's body" Sanchez?!).

    Well anyways, we just wanted to say that the Jaguars are always open to listening to trade offers, even for Tom Brady. If you want to feel the dark side, feel the hate of everyone else in the league because of Tom Brady's attributes send us a trade offer. We are looking for draft picks, young cheap players, cheap girls, and nose sugar (who isn't right?).

    All in all, if you are down for a Blockbuster deal send us your best offer for Tom Brady, or don't, we don't care.
     
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  2. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    who are you? :shifty:
     
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  3. Bdogtitan11

    Bdogtitan11 New Member

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    Stamp of approval, UCFFinatic can speak for me. Nicely done.
     
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  4. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Hmm guess you didn't like my idea of giving me aj green just for taking on that much salary. I thought it was good. :tongue:
     
  5. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    Well... you can call me Daddy if you like :tongue2:
     
  6. sports24/7

    sports24/7 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Is the Twix rabbit, the candy bar version of the Trix rabbit? :tongue2:
     
  7. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    I'd rather call you mommy so I can suck on your teet!
     
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  8. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    We don't have AJ green..
     
  9. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    I missed you too, Paul haha.
     
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  10. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    Damn, imagine if they made Twix cereal though...
     
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  11. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    are you the Co GM of the Jags? I missed that memo... again!
     
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  12. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    Haha I am assuming you confused me and UCFinfan86
     
  13. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    well there's always that... but he's the GM of the Bengals. Boik is the one that asked about AJ Green. Bdog is the GM of the Jags... you are some guy who likes Tom Brady? :lol:
     
  14. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Does he come with the goat?
     
  15. Bdogtitan11

    Bdogtitan11 New Member

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    UCFFinatic is my Co-GM (see team page).
     
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  16. 305

    305 Brawndo Club Member

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    Get off my lawn.
    Cam Newton for Brady?

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  17. Tractor Traylor

    Tractor Traylor Crafty Veteran

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    I'm confused... is this legit or not?
     
  18. Bdogtitan11

    Bdogtitan11 New Member

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    It is.
     

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