Ryan Tannehill pees sitting down

What's the fins up celebration?

 

Putting your hands on top of your head in a fin fashion..I think that's what they meant

 

If I grew up with that I'd like it, but as an adult who has never done it, and isn't in a stadium with others doing it, I'd feel cheesy doing that in my living room... Or a bar in Los Angeles. Lol.

 

The whole "Fins to the left, Fins to the right" / Fergie coming on the jumbotron with "Fins up dolfans" has got to go. Sounds so corny.

 

Bring back the hankies.

 

Peeing sitting down as a td celebration?

 

that would be hilarious. or maybe pretending to read a paper sitting on the toilet.

 

How about the Barry Sanders? Why does everyone need a signature TD celebration or pose now. Lets do the Kapernick, lets do the Tebow, lets do the RGIII, how about lets do the stfu and go look at the play charts with Sherman on the sideline to find out how to get there again....

I'm not a Debbie Downer...really, but this is getting out of hand. Social media created this monster lol.

 

Holding the ball between your legs, pretending you're reading the paper.....then strain hard....then let the ball drop

 

I wouldn't see a problem with RTH getting his own trademark TD celebration, itd be cool. IDK about the fin thing..but hey why not...

I would imagine we'd see a lot more running from him from now on as well.

 

how about you get off the internet and go back to yelling at kids to get off your lawn...........

 

Does that make me bad azz?

 

"Joe Philbin dances like a little leprachuan in the locker room"

Looks like we're drafting a new qb this year.

 

Lololl

 

I'm sorry, I can only imagine mrs Tannehill doing that, and it's turning me on , I'm not gonna lie..

" don't act like you not impressed"

 

naw you're doing it to white kids. That's not nearly as cool as doing it to asian kids.

 

That's cuz I cleared the neighborhood of Mexicans already. Times are tough.

 

How about we just worry about getting in the ****ing endzone first.

 

Fvck you guys, I pee sitting down in the morning right after I get up. I'm barely awake and wobbly, so it just makes more sense. There I said it.

 

I'd pee sitting down too if it meant keeping Lauren happy.

 

LOL no man card for skinny jeans. You hear that Aqua?

 

It is not like people were doing the Ickey Shuffle in the 80s.

 

Do you crap standing up?

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Couldn't agree more. Although, I'd prefer referring to it as the Csonk!

 

Because that is part of what entertains the people. The more people that are entertained the more people that buy tickets to games, jersies, etc.

 

Al Davis: Just win baby. I do see your point though. Funny how teams that win regularly don't need these forms of entertainment to fill the seats though. Can't imagine Brady doing "The Brady" or Peyton Manning doing "The Sheriff" and so on.

 

Except the patriots have the gronk spike and even Brady does an emphatic spike when scores on a sneak. McNair had the moose antlers when he was alive and on some good titans teams. Ohh and don't forget the iconic Lambeau leap. Record and winning had nothing to do with. It's first about the players expressing themselves. Now it's also about branding and marketing.

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I have nothing against it. I am old school though. I have more respect for the guy who tosses the ball to the ref like hes done it before. Trying to force Tannehill to come up with something is wrong t0o. Just let the man be. If he comes up with "The Tannehill" that's fine. If not, even better IMO.

 

Good joke, but the delivery can be tweaked

Yeah and then you dab it with a little toilet paper. goodness gracious

 

Actually, I use a doily....heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy you go to hell. You go right to hell.

 

I use a catheter...........what?

 

I just don't get it. Forget Man Card. This is Boy Card territory

 

I say we all need to pee sitting down!

 

Are we going to put the Patriots logo inside the toilet first?

 

I guess maybe you wake you up, spring out of bed, twirl your arms out stretched while chirping blue jays land on them as you begin to sing the "Good Morning" song. Oh look, a deer and a bunny are nuzzled together swaying to the song. What a glorious day!!! You should celebrate by doing laundry...awww the blue jays hold up the sheets so you can pin them to the line!

Some of us, on the other hand, curse the alarm clock as it pulls us from sleep into a half awake/half asleep gladiator battle, where consciousness and bedding and bodily functions have a grudge against us as if we banged their wives. We slog through the battle...pillows strewn akimbo...sheets torn asunder...until we reach our morning Valhalla...the bathroom. And there after the hell and fury that was the epic journey from bed to bath, there lies a gleaming white thrown. Lessor men stand and stare down at the thrown afraid to claim it for their own. But some of us...nay, the best of us....sit down on that thrown as if its our birth right...for it is! Aye, we battle hardened men know...you rule from atop a thrown not standing next to it....that's the spot saved for princesses.

 

The only part I could make out from that was: I have a micropenis and cannot control the flow direction. Therefore, I must sit in all my glory

 

I can just see Goodell turning whiter than a toilet bowl now.