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ThePhins WIENER NICKNAME thread (only meant for posters w/ a sense of humor)

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by ToddPhin, Feb 2, 2013.

  1. MikeHoncho

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    Fin D calls his Wannstedt...
     
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  2. MikeHoncho

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    I call mine Sparano because the only drives it finishes end in vigorous fist pumping.
     
  3. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Cause it has a pornstache and likes to punt
     
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  4. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Hey, I tuck mine too!!!.... into my sock.
     
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  5. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    because? {5 pages and you still can't play well with others. :p}
     
  6. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    Phinsational calls his Ray Lewis because he stabs someone and pays the families for their silence
     
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  7. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I call mine macarena because it got old real fast........
     
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  8. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    because it took you five years to realize how overrated it was?
     
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  9. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    *pulls out list of names*
    *moves Laces up from forty-third to second*
     
  10. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    I call mine Lebron

    Because when in "the moment" It shrivels up and fails.











    This angers phinsationals wife something wicked, it's thee entire reason she screws everyone around BESIDES him.
     
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  11. Fin-Omenal

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    Boik calls his Hartline, because it rarely can stay upright.
     
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  12. Fin-Omenal

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    Thee...Ohio State University
    Section calls his Jeremy Lin...


    Because its huge over in China, but below average in Houston.
     
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  13. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Oh ny
     
  14. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Bite me. At least my little Wanny can draft!

    Wait...what?
     
  15. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    I cal mine empty cause Lmeisters mom came over.
     
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  16. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    I call mine 50 cent cuz its been shot nine times and nobody really wants it anymore.......
     
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  17. MikeHoncho

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    I call mine Jeff Ireland, because it sees what you did there.
     
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  18. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Bull ****. You call it Ireland cause its a ginger.
     
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  19. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    No wonder only the Asian ladies like him!
     
  20. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    I call mine useless cuz I'm married
     
  21. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Your wife already told half the board that.
     
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  22. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    Only half? How disappointing
     
  23. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Well at least we know why she stopped screwing you! :lol:
     
  24. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    The ladies call mine Wake..... b/c I can bend it around the corner.
     
  25. Ohio Fanatic

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    ewwww
     
  26. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    V.O calls his The Mcstays....because nobody has seen it in 3 years.

    Sent from my MB855 using Tapatalk 2
     
  27. MikeHoncho

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    I call mine Ted Ginn because it will give everything it's got. Either that our because it avoids contact at all costs. Or because it's too fast for its own good.
     
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  28. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I thought it was because its skinny, quick and comes with your family.
     
  29. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Or because it was taken way too soon?
     
  30. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Actually I call it 1 of 2 things...
    Its either Al Capone since it can shoot up a city or Kobe since all it does is shoot.
     
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  31. Laces Out

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    And will eventually have issues with a nasty untreated case of syphilis
     
  32. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Only if your sister visits :lol:
     
  33. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    I thought you called it Calvin Johnson because it comes down with everything. (diseases)
     
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  34. ToddPhin

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    Thank you for clarifying that for us. :p
     
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  35. MikeHoncho

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    Doesn't matter. Had saix.
     
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  36. Boik14

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    Phinsational is happy to know its a dribbler not a squirter since he likes to catch everything too!
     
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  37. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Hey now don't pick on me just because I never called you back after that one drunken night.
     
  38. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    you were drunk?
     
  39. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    .....Apollo Creed.
     
  40. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Because you like taking a beating from big strong white men who lead with their left?
     

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