Yuck up the Marino scandal. Scandal jokes headlines and Marino Pick up lines

Danny should have put on his Isotoner.

 

Set... 180! Set... 180! Set... Hump hump!

 

BLUE. 42. My load's in you. HUT-HUT.

 

This

 

Another scoring drive

 

You guys think she had the child on porpoise?

 

I find the lack of Maroonie related references a little disappointing

 

This franchise has so little left to be publicly proud of that this is a shame.

I almost wonder of this past ten years won't take ten years to fix in terms of public perception (mainstream).

If I was working to finish off the image of this franchise, the final thing to do would be to taint the undefeated season somehow.

 

The latex was in! It was in!

 

Marino hit one more Tight End than Gus Frerotte that year it seems.

 

dan calls tuck rule: wanted to pump fake, but the ball squirted out.

 

Former Dolphin Head Coach Jimmy Johnson and former Dolphin running back Jimmy (JJ) Johnson, both wondered why former Dolphin QB Dan Marino didn't use a jimmy for his johnson.

 

First rule of football; never lead with your head.

 

Finkle is Einhorn is pregnant.

 

Marino enters a Qb in 2033 draft?

 

Qb is only as good as the amount of protection he has to work with?

 

BREAKING: Exclusive photo of John Elway's love child...

Spoiler

 

My Dan LeBetard impression:

Stugotz give it to me again....give it to me again...Give. It. To. Me. Again.

The New York Jets best QB wore pantyhose, Dan Marino tore a hoe's panties!
The most embarrassing thing a Jets QB did was a butt fumble, the most embarrassing thing ours did was a **** bumble.
Rex Ryan loves feet, Dan Marino loves vaginas.

 

Saw all the kids Cromartie has and thought "Can't let the Jets win at anything"

 

No. If this franchise starts winning consistently the image will be fixed. Dolphins start making the playoffs all you will hear is how great the Philbin hire and the Tanny pick.

To paraphrase Daniel Tosh "Kobe raped a girl and all he had to do was settle out of court, change his number, put up forty points a game and win a championship and that soulless town LA couldn't be prouder."

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That could also be Shannon Sharpe's kid.

 

but doing it the other way gets you hemorrhoids........ Either way you end up with a pain in your ***.

 

Thread reaching for hall of fame status.

 

....and Marino Mayonnaise too




Her roast beef got some Marino Mayo.

 

Dan Marino in the Isotoner commercial in Ace Ventura:

Dan Marino: Hi, I'm Dan Marino and if anyone knows the value of protection it's me.

 

not only can Dan slide well in our pocket..........

 

What was it Dan always said about hitting open receivers...?

 

Now Marino is going to have to sit out a year and and rehab again.


This will be his achilles.

 

Marino likes to spread the ball around.

 

I dont know if this is really apropriate because if the media trashes Dan then it gives Dolphins a another Black eye and truthfully we cant keep having these scandals . we need something good to happen to our former fins .

what troubles me a little bit is if our current wrs or Jeff Ireland were to be involved in something like this we would have all kinds of hell breaing out on this site.

let me see , Marino is one of our finest players so if one of our current players were to have this brought out threads like this would be locked so fast even Marino couldnt spike the ball fast enough.

 

Exactly! Back out of that pocket and deliver a spiral there or throw it away. Live for the next play.

 

True, but, usually, he had a great protection

 

It was a bang- bang type of play, when Matino should have called a QB sneak out of the bedroom window.

 

Ryan Tannehill is reportedly seeking out women with which to have a love child. After all, he's just trying to be the next Dan Marino ....