Guess Who's Sticking Around?

You know we're not a power running team, right?

 

So what? Still have to block.

 

Oh I think that is exactly what happened. Peterson has more to do with the Dolphins than people think. The mess we have here is looking very much like the mess he left in KC.

 

So you think the 3+ years of Parcells, 3+ years of Henning, and 4 years of Sparano didn't set us back a couple years? ...... or do you believe Peterson was responsible for those guys?

 

you left off the 5yrs of Ireland or he is exempt from being on your list?

 

Our owner apparently believes so.

 

You must not have gotten the memo. Apparently, Ireland wasn't charged with finding the best football players available, he was looking for niche players that fit perfectly into systems that don't exist anymore. I think I'm going to start calling him Etch A Sketch.

 

Huge Ireland fan myself, one of the best SI swim suit models of all time.

 

^ I wish she'd scout me!

 

would you show her your skinny post?

 

I'd show her my deep button hook, and the belly option.

 

.... and then the short in?

 

The fullback dive?

 

and show her your quick release? ...... and then the boot?

 

I'd be lucky to get in a Qb-Sneek.

 

For you Jeff Ireland fans, enjoy!

 

.... especially w/o a penalty

 

Deliberately punching a loose ball?

 

Illegal equipment

 

Targeting, hit to the head.................... then a neutral zone violation

 

God nothing I hate worse than everyone crying about leading with the head when it wasn't even close. People are so paranoid about head injuries.

 

LOL Wtf

 

I now imagine you with links to those clips tucked away in folders on the desktop with names on the folders like "Head Injury" and "Lion Breeding" so that you can quickly access an appropriate .gif for the situation.

 

Alex assisted you pulling it out?